Baby Bob - A cute, puffy-cheeked child who
appeared as the commercial spokesperson for the Quiznos submarine sandwich
franchise. Called "The Baby That Never Ages" by some, Baby Bob actually began
his career in 1997 ad spots for Federal Way's Freeinternet.com, a free internet
provider service.
When the service failed in October 2000, the Baby Bob
character resurfaced in the short-lived comedy series BABY BOB/CBS/2002-03 with
Ken Campbell as the voice of Bob and starring Adam Arkin as public relations
executive Walter Spencer; Joely Fisher as Bob's mother, Lizzy Collins Spencer,
Elliot Gould as paternal grandfather, Sam Spencer, Holland Taylor as maternal
grandmother, Madeline Collins and Marissa Tait as Teala, Bob's babysitter and
confidant. The ''Baby Bob'' is the first series inspired by an Internet or
advertising character.
On the CBS show, when Bob's parents discovered their six-month old baby could
speak like an adult, they occasionally used him as a spy by placing him amidst a
group of adults who felt they could talk freely in front of the child. Then,
later, Bob's parents pumped him for Intel on their conversations.
The first time the baby spoke, Bob's mother Lizzy was entertaining Bob with a
plush toy cow. When she pretends to make the cow talk, out of the blue her baby
Bob speaks the words "Mommy don't be silly. Cow's don't talk. They just moo" Of
course, this surprise vocalization leaves his mother awestruck. Suddenly
realizing that she is talking to a adult in a tiny body, Lizzy proclaims "OK,
we're switching to formula, like, tonight" The family later decides it better to
keep the baby's talent a secret to avoid an onslaught of a media circus and the
inevitable curiosity seekers.

Baby Bob's Family in CBS Series
In general, Baby Bob talks because things are just too intolerable about him
and he has to express himself. On one occasion Bob says "Held a raisin in my
fist for almost two seconds, but then I dropped it, then I picked it up, then I
dropped it - they're so darned little!". On his age he remarks "I wasn't born
yesterday - recently, but not yesterday".
According to his biography, Bob began to talk at the age of three months.
Although born smart (supposed IQ of 140), the mobility of his baby body is
limited. Bob is also not able to eat solid foods, although he'd love to be able
to chow down on one of the new line of toasted Quiznos submarine sandwiches.
In one commercial spot, Bob sits in a director's chair and laments his inability
to eat grownup food (namely, the toasted turkey sub ordered by his Mom from
Quiznos). Disgusted Bob says "You know what she gave me: stringed peas. I love
the gal, but that's just wrong." One day, however, Bob's molars will grow in,
and when that happens he'll be all over that sandwich.
The Quiznos campaign was created by Siltanen & Partners in El Segundo,
California, who based the current Quiznos campaign - which debuted in January
2004 - on the Baby Bob character they had created for Freeinternet.com ads in
late 1990s. Ironically, the Baby Bob character is actually portrayed by a female
baby girl named L’Wren Scoggins. She reportedly earns about $585 a sitting. The
mouth movements on Baby Bob are computer generated using CGI effects designed by
a firm called Modern Videofilm.
Despite the popularity of the cuddy youth, not everyone likes the tiny tot. As
one Internet blog site reported ""Shame on you, Quiznos...I’m not eating another
one of your subs until you drop Baby Bob as a spokes being." Another blogger
complained about a grown woman hitting on a baby in order to sell toasted
sandwiches. {"You're looking very hunky"). It's a freakin' baby, already! And a
TV viewer cried "Good god. Oh the humanity... Baby Bob is a living incarnate of
SATAN."

Baby Bob in Quiznos Ad
As the children used in the ad spots grow older and bigger, they are replaced
as needed. Twins used to play Baby Bob have included Courtney & Jennifer
Coddington and Noah & Hannah Safer-Brickman. Ken Campbell ("Animal" from the
sitcom HERMAN'S HEAD) who provided the voice in the CBS TV series still provides
the voice of Baby Bob in the Quiznos commercials.
In 2005, Quiznos held a nationwide casting call for babies between 4 and 18
months, for a chance to land a “crawl-on” role in an upcoming Quiznos commercial
alongside screen legend Baby Bob. The winning baby will be paid $30,000. Contest
ends: April 29, 2005.
TRIVIA NOTE: Other film productions to
feature talking babies include Look Who's Talking (1989) starring Bruce Willis
as the voice of baby Mikey; Look Who's Talking, Too (1990) with Roseanne Barr as
the voice of baby Julie; Baby Geniuses (1999) and its sequel where baby talk ("Goo
Goo Ga Ga") is actually a secret code used by toddlers to communicate; and the
TV series BABY TALK/ABC/1991-92 with Tony Danza who provided the inner dialog
for youngster Mickey Campbell.
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