Splinky - The childhood nickname of Ira
Buchman (John Pankow) mentioned on the sitcom MAD ABOUT
YOU/NBC/1992-99. When Ira and his cousin Paul (Paul Reiser) were
little kids they once tried on some female clothing. As Ira tried on
the bottom of a woman's bikini, his private parts (referred to as a "Splinky"
by the youths) fell out for confines of the swim suit. Now that both
Paul and Ira are adults, Ira prefers that Paul not tell the "Splinky"
story to people outside the family, especially not to Ira's new