Dale Cooper - FBI agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) on the drama TWIN PEAKS/ABC/1990-91 loved his coffee (and cherry pie). When he visited Norma Jenning's (Peggy Lipton) Double R-Diner in the town of Twin Peaks he discovered they served  "Damn good coffee!...and hot!" When asked "So, how do you take it?" he remarked,  "black as midnight on a moonless night." Cooper also liked his "eggs over hard...bacon super crispy, almost burnt...cremated and his grapefruit juice...freshly squeezed." He once mused "Nothing beats the taste sensation when Maple Syrup collides with ham." and "This must be where pies go when they die" when served a tasty dessert. 

"How's about a hot cup of coffee
and some pie, boys?"