Mistress Bitch - Title of book mentioned on episode "The One with Mrs. Bing" of the twenty something sitcom FRIENDS/NBC/1994-2004. Mistress Bitch was written by romance novelist Nora Bing (Morgan Fairchild), the mother of Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry). Chandler's friend Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) thought his mom's books were cool and said "I got to tell you, I love your mom's books...I can't get on a plane without one." Chandler responded "Yeah, well, it's not so cool when you're eleven and all your friends are passing around page seventy-nine of Mistress Bitch." Mrs. Bing once remarked to friend, Ross (David Schwimmer), "I have sold over 100 million books. And do you know why?" Ross replied "The pictures on the cover with nipples?"