Modern Life User's Manual, A - Instruction manual mentioned on the sitcom HI HONEY, I'M HOME/ABC/NIK/1991. When the Nielsen family, characters from a 1950s TV sitcom, were no longer run on network television, they were reassigned by the Sitcom Relocation Program to a house in New Jersey. There they waited for their show to be picked up and returned to TV Land. They concealed their black and white appearance with a "Turnerizer" which enabled them to switch to full living color to fool unsuspecting onlookers. To adjust to their modern life, the Nielsens were given A Modern Life User's Manual, an etiquette guide to the 1990s.