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MORE VITAL STATS & FACTS ABOUT DIANE CHAMBERS
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Ever since she was a child Diane dreamed of
being a ballerina and later in life while at Cheers she auditioned to be a
ballerina (with disastrous results).
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In high school, Diane was voted the
girl most likely to marry into old money. She lost her virginity at age
nineteen. In college, Diane belonged to the Phi Epsilon Delta sorority. Her
course load included 26 units of psychology [she’s a Skinnerian
Behaviorist] and a bowling course that satisfied her Phys Ed requirement.
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To keep her company, Diane collected a number of stuffed animals including
Mr. Jammers, a giraffe; Freddy Frogbottom, a toad; Mr. Buzzer, a bee; Gary
Gorilla [who hates Mr. Jammers] and her favorite puppet Brian the Lion.
The remains of Brian were turned in rag that Diane used to wipe the bar at
Cheers.
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Diane also had a real cat named Elizabeth Barrett Browning (after
her favorite poet). When her cat died Diane went into a deep depression.
And speaking of depression, Diane once spent a lengthy stay at Goldenbrook
Psychiatric Hospital. Diane was allergic to dogs especially Frasier
Crane’s dog Pavlov. When exposed she talked in a high-pitched nasal voice.
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When upset Diane gets a
facial tic that causes a twitch on the right-hand side of her face. It
almost ruined her chances in the ‘45th Annual Miss Boston Barmaid
Competition but she won based on beauty, perkiness and congeniality. To
stop the twitch, Diane meditates.
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Prior to Cheers, Diane
worked as a salesclerk at the 3rd Eye Bookstore; a checkout clerk at
Hurley's Market; and a substitute teacher at Boston University.
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For a time, Diane's was
stalked by a crazed ex-murderer called Andy Andy who was released from
psychiatric hospital. The experience gave her strange nightmares.
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Diane's father wanted Diane
to marry so he placed a clause in his will (as a motivational factor) that
if she did not get married within ten years of his death, then all of his
money would be forfeited from both Diane and her mother. One day before
the ten years expired, Helen shows up and informs Diane of the will's
condition. Diane tired to find a ready-made husband, but didn't meet the
deadline. Fortunately, the family chauffeur who had been stealing money
from the family for years, proposed marriage to Helen and she was back on
the road to wealth.
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And finally, while everyone
at Cheers calls bar regular Mr. Peterson "Norm," the prim and proper Diana
calls him "Norman."
SOME DIANE & SAM -
ISMS
Sam: |
You are the nuttiest,
the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met! |
Diane: |
You Sam Malone are the
most arrogant self centered... |
Sam & Diane: |
[together]
SHUT UP! |
Sam: |
Shut your fat mouth! |
Diane: |
Make me |
Sam: |
Make you.. My God I'm,
I'm gonna, I'm GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS OFFICE!! |
Diane: |
Try it and you'll be
walking funny tomorrow... Or should I say funnier. |
Sam: |
You know, You know I
always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this is my lucky day, huh? |
Diane: |
You disgust me! I hate
you! |
Sam: |
Are you as turned on as
I am? |
Diane: |
More! |
Sam: |
You know I've never met
an intelligent women that I would want to date! |
Diane:
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On behalf of the
intelligent women around the world, may I just say [swiping her
forehead] WHEW!! |
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Sam: |
[Sam, on
the way to the cellar] "Would you like to join me somewhere quiet,
empty and dimly lit?" |
Diane: |
"Like your
mind?" |
Diane: |
[to Sam]
"If brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of
coffee!" |
| Sam: |
[to Diane] "To me, our
relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I
propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never wanna see you again.
You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you
turn me down. Next thing I know I'm in a court of law where I've got
to propose to you or go to jail. It's the classic American love
story." |
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CHEERS/NBC/1982-93
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Ted Danson |
as |
Sam 'Mayday' Malone |
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Shelley Long |
as |
Diane Chambers |
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Kirstie Alley.. |
as |
Rebecca Howe |
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Nicholas Colasanto |
as |
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso |
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Rhea Perlman |
as |
Carla Tortelli LeBec |
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John Ratzenberger |
as |
Clifford C. 'Cliff' Clavin,
Jr. |
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Woody Harrelson |
as |
Woodrow 'Woody' Tiberius Boyd
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Kelsey Grammer |
as |
Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane |
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Bebe Neuwirth |
as |
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane
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George Wendt |
as |
Hilary Norman 'Norm' Peterson
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Tim Cunningham |
as |
Tim |
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Keene Curtis |
as |
John Allen Hill |
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Tony DiBenedetto |
as |
Tony |
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Richard Doyle |
as |
Mr. Lloyd Gaines |
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Steve Giannelli |
as |
Steve |
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Larry Harpel |
as |
Larry |
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Dan Hedaya |
as |
Nick Tortelli |
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Michael Holden |
as |
Joe |
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Mandy Ingber |
as |
Annie Tortelli |
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Jack Knight |
as |
Jack |
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Alan Koss |
as |
Alan |
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Hugh Maguire |
as |
Hugh |
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Philip Perlman |
as |
Phil |
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Roger Rees |
as |
Robin Colcord |
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Al Rosen. |
as |
Al |
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Peter Schreiner |
as |
Pete |
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Tom Skerritt |
as |
Evan Drake |
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Jackie Swanson |
as |
Kelly Susan Gaines Boyd
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Jay Thomas |
as |
Guy 'Eddie' Edward LeBec
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Paul Vaughn |
as |
Paul |
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Paul Willson |
as |
Paul Krapence |
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