Sticky the Clown - An alcoholic clown featured on the sitcom MARRIED WITH...CHILDREN/FOX/1987-97. Invited to entertain at the 18th birthday party of teenager Bud Bundy (David Faustino) Sticky the Clown (Roger Hewlett) sat on the family sofa, drank booze from a flask and repeatedly stabbed a toy bunny rabbit with a knife. When asked a question, the orange-haired Sticky responded "You must of mistaken me for the Clown that gives a damn!"