Philo Kvetch, a detective who battles the villain The Mask and his
sidekick Onions Oregano (played by Frank Natasi) whose foul breath
Sandler, Adam: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Allen, the Canteen Boy, an innocent boy scout molested by Mr.
Armstrong, the scout master;
Cajunman, who answered all questions
with words that ended in 'on' or 'ion' (for example, onion,
tradition, suntan lotion, definition, liposuction, etc.);
employee of the Gap clothing store;
Opera Man, Weekend Update news
reporter dressed in tuxedo and red cape who sang the news opera
style ("Billionero. Ross Perot. Mi confuso. Es Frank Purdue?
Pedro in "Captain Jim and Pedro" skit;
impressions of Bill Cosby, Fabio, and rockers, Axel Rose, Bono,
Eddie Vedder and Bruce Springsteen.
Sanz, Horatio: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Gobi, a stoner student on the collegiate webcast
Frankie, Sully and Denise’s friend;
Mr. Banglian, The “Wake Up Wakefield” faculty advisor;
Jasper Hahn, the political cartoonist for
Celebrity impressions of Ozzy Osbourne, Elton John,
Gene Shalit, Jerry Garcia, Jim Morrison and Meatloaf.
Sasso, Will: MAD TV
co-host of "Talkin' America";
Senior Bago Crap, in "Mexican Wrestling Theater,"
Celebrity impressions of Bill Clinton, Chris Farley, Elton
John, and Kenny Rogers.
Scheer, Mary: MAD TV
Dixie Westworth, the over-tanned Host of "Cabana Chat";
Connie (of "Joel and Connie" skit),
impressions of Fran Drescher, Shirley MacLaine, Demi Moore, Mary
Tyler Moore, Janet Reno, Dana Scully, and Barbara Streisand.
Schneider, Rob: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Richard Laymer, (a.k.a. "The Richmeister"), an irritating
Accounting Department worker who taunts coworkers "makin' copies"
at the Xerox machine by giving them names (Sandy is "Sandita, the
Sandstress, Sanditized for your protection"; Steve" is Steveroma
and The Stevenator; and Tom is the Tomster!, Tom-Tom! Tom-may!
Mr. Casual Sex;
The Orgasm Guy;
The Sensitive Naked
Tammy, a teenager working at the Donut Hole and rival of The
Celebrity impressions of Soon-Yi Previn,
Elvis Presley (Tiny Elvis), and k. d. lang.
Shannon, Molly: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Mary Katherine Gallagher, a weirdly intense girl in parochial
school uniform who in moments of stress, hooks her fingers under
her armpits, then sniffs them;
Helen Madden, a new-age Joyologist;
Terry Rialto, co-host of National Public Radio talk show "Delicious
Circe Nightshade, co-host of fictional cable show "Goth
Celebrity impressions of Liza Minnelli and Courtney
Short, Martin: SCTV & SATURDAY NIGHT
Ed Grimley, a nervous nerd with a spiked pompadour who
worshipped Pat Sajack ("Oh, I must say"; "I'm going mental.");
Nathan Thurm, an agitated, cigarette smoking lawyer ("I know that,
Do you think I didn't know that?");
Lawrence Orbach, the
synchronized swimmer with nose plugs (his partner Gerald played by
Jackie Rogers, Jr, an entertainer with a camp
Irving Cohen, an old-time songwriter who smokes a cigar and
claims he can write a song about anything but usually just gets
one or two lines written before pooping out with a "yada, yada,
yada type ending);
Rusty Van Rettick, an aging child star who
portrayed a 8-year-old brat with freckles and glasses on TV show
"Oh That Rusty" for 28 years [1200 episodes]. He had to hire
taller actors to keep the illusion alive that he was still a kid
(His catchphrase: "All Righty!");
Jiminy Glick, the world's worst celebrity interviewer;
Celebrity impressions of magician Doug Henning; a
slobbering Jerry Lewis ("Hey Lady!"); and Katherine Hepburn in a
skit called "Kate and Ali" (with Billy Crystal as Muhammad Ali,
Skelton, Red: THE RED SKELTON SHOW
Clem Kaddiddlehopper, the befuddled farmboy country bumpkin;
Junior the Mean Widdle Kid ("Junior! Are you pulling that cats
tail?" "No. I'm holding on...He's doing the pulling." His famous
favorite expression is "I dood it." );
San Fernando Red, a conman;
Sheriff Deadeye, the scourge of the West (dressed in a Mexican
Willie Lump-Lump, the bumbling drunk;
Freeloader, the richest bum in the world;
Professor Ludwick Von Humperdoo,
a weird scientist
Cauliflower McPugg, punch-drunk boxer;
Appleby, the henpecked husband;
Cookie the Sailor;
J. Newton Numbskull.
Spade, David: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
The Receptionist, a irritating, anal retentive little creep of a
secretary for Dick Clark who makes everyone wait no matter how
famous or important they are. ("And you are?");
for Total Bastard Airlines;
Christy, an employee at the Gap
Hollywood Minute Host, a scathing critic of tinsel
Karl, the video-store owner;
impressions of Michael J. Fox, Tom Petty, H. Ross Perot's double,
Casey Kasem, Matthew Broderick, and Kurt Cobain.
Spears, Aries: MAD TV
Diablo, in Mexican Wrestling Theater,
The Klumps (all of them),
Celebrity of impressions of James Brown, Jr. Bill
Cosby, '80s Michael Jackson, Tito Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Chris
Rock, Jimmy Walker and Barry White.
Sullivan, Nicole: MAD TV
co-anchor of Generation X News;
Antonia, a moronic woman with no
IQ (with a cat named Fifi);
Diane Lawyer-Trabajo, co-anchor of
News at 6,
Vancome Lady, a perfume sales lady who mocks her
customers and eventually refuses service to everybody
Celebrity impressions of Buffy the Vampire
Slayer, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Hillary Clinton, Kathy
Lee Gifford, Pamela Lee, Heather Locklear, Julia Roberts, Alicia
Silverstone, and Uma Thurman.
Sweeney, Julia: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Pat Riley, an androgynous accountant who makes everyone wonder
what sex she/he is. (When asked is "Pat" short for Patrick?
Patricia? She responds with a whine, "Paaaaaaaaat.");
Celebrity impressions of Chelsea Clinton and Jane