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"Hell-o-o-o-o" - The moronic
greeting of brewery truck driver Andrew "Squiggy" Squiggman (David
L. Lander) when he entered the apartment of Laverne DeFazio (Penny
Marshall) and Shirley Feeney (Cindy Williams) on the situation
comedy LAVERNE & SHIRLEY/ABC/1976-83.
Lenny & Squiggy with Laverne & Shirley
Each time Squiggy made an entrance-along with his silly sidekick,
Lenny Kosnowski (Michael McMean) he usually interrupted a
conversation whose theme referred to some distasteful topic.
The following episode excerpts highlight some of the funnier moments as Squiggy and Lenny enter the scene:
See also - "You Rang?"
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Shirley: |
There is
no reason on earth why Prince Charming cannot walk through our
front door. |
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o. |
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-- No.1
"The Society Party" |
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Laverne: |
"Shirl,
believe me, I am not sick and there is nothing in this place
that will make me sick."
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o girls |
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-- No. 3
"Bowling for Raspberries" |
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Shirley: |
Let's not
let anything else spoil this evening. |
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o.
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-- No. 9
"It's the Water" |
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Shirley: |
I must
come up with a short disease. Something horrible, something
awful, something absolutely wretched. |
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o.
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-- No. 28
"Playing Hookey" |
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Shirley: |
What sort
of cheap, pathetic freeloader would stow away on a ship?
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o. |
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-- No. 40
"The Cruise (Pt 1/2) |
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Shirley: |
If you
marry a man with a square head, no neck and hair on his
thumbs, do you know what your kids will turn out to look like?
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o.
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-- No. 47
"Laverne's Arranged Marriage" |
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Laverne: |
I'll just
tell her it was an accident, a mistake. Even God makes
mistakes.
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o.
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-- No. 70
"The Bully Show" |
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Laverne: |
Okay,
I'll help as long as I don't have to touch anything slimey and
disgusting. |
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Squiggy:
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Hell-o-o-o-o. |
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-- No. 84
"The Tenants Are Revolting" |
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Shirley: |
Oh dear,
I hope this doesn't leave an ugly stain. |
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o. |
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-- No.
130 "High Priced Dates" |
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Laverne: |
Shirley
wants at least two vegetables at the wedding. |
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Squiggy: |
Hell-o-o-o-o. |
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-- No.
157 "The Mummy's Bride" |
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