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Beavis & Butt-Head-isms - The 1990s MTV cartoon show BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD/MTV/1993-97 featured. Beavis and Butt-Head, two dysfunctional teenagers who sat on their couch, watched rock 'n' roll videos, and criticized the performers and each other.

Butt-Head & Beavis

Here's a typical exchange between B&B.

Butt-Head: Beavis is like a Chinese food, huh, huh! One hour after he spanks his monkey, he's ready again. Beavis: No way, dillhole! It more like ten minutes. heh, heh."

Some examples of B&B brain-power:

  • Always wear a condominium when doing it to a chick
  • Eating makes you go to the bathroom
  • Jail dudes get to watch TV all day
  • If you have insurance, you can cut off your arm and get like, a million dollars
  • Sports are stupid, cause they make you exercise.

In an inspired moment Butt-Head shared this bit of information:

"The butt is the most important part of the body....inside the butt there's all this complicated stuff that makes turds happen...the butt rules."

B&B's vocabulary included such phrases as:

  • Asswipe
  • Buttmunch
  • Shut up
  • Dumb-ass
  • Bunghole
  • Butt-brain
  • Butt-knocker
  • Dillweed (aka "Dillhole")
  • Fartknocker
  • Fart Recycler (Converts fart gas to fuel for the poor people in the Turd World).
  • Hey, Baby!
  • Loogie, (Wad of spit)
  • Nads (Testicle)
  • Paranoids (the Pyramids)
  • I'll Kick Your Ass
  • Thingies (Boobs)
  • This Sucks!
  • Adjusting the Set, Firing your squirt gun, Knuckling your knob, Spank your monkey, Squeezing out the toothpaste, Tuning the Antenna, and Walking the Log (Euphemisms for Masturbating)
  • Wood (Erection)
  • Wood Fairy (Boing! She makes the Wood)
  • Wuss, (Wimp)
  • Huh, Huh, We're gonna score!...yeah, yeah.

TRIVIA NOTE:  For a wicked read on these adolescent nincompoops ("Hey, He said Poop!") read: "Beavis and Butt-Head's Ensucklopedia" by Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Guy Maxtone-Graham, Kristofor Brown, David Felton, Glenn Eichler and Mike Judge (MTV Books/Pocket Books, 1994).

In 1996, these "hormonally driven antiheroes" starred in a motion picture Beavis and Butt-Head Do America which US magazine described as an "82 minute road trip that mine the comic depths of stupidity." See also CENSORSHIP:"Beavis & Butt-Head"

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