Beavis & Butt-Head-isms - The
1990s MTV cartoon show BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD/MTV/1993-97 featured.
Beavis and Butt-Head, two dysfunctional teenagers who sat on their
couch, watched rock 'n' roll videos, and criticized the performers
and each other.
Here's a typical exchange between B&B.
Butt-Head: Beavis is like a Chinese food, huh, huh! One hour after he spanks his
monkey, he's ready again. Beavis: No way, dillhole! It more like ten minutes. heh, heh."
Some examples of B&B brain-power:
- Always wear a condominium when doing it to a chick
- Eating makes you go to the bathroom
- Jail dudes get to watch TV all day
- If you have insurance, you can cut off your arm and get like, a million dollars
- Sports are stupid, cause they make you exercise.
In an inspired moment Butt-Head shared this bit of information:
"The butt is the most important part of the body....inside the butt there's all
this complicated stuff that makes turds happen...the butt rules."
B&B's vocabulary included such phrases as:
- Shut up
- Dillweed (aka "Dillhole")
Recycler (Converts fart gas to fuel for the poor people in the Turd World).
- Loogie, (Wad of spit)
- Nads (Testicle)
- Paranoids (the Pyramids)
Kick Your Ass
- Thingies (Boobs)
- This Sucks!
- Adjusting the Set, Firing your
squirt gun, Knuckling your knob, Spank your monkey, Squeezing out the
toothpaste, Tuning the Antenna, and Walking the Log (Euphemisms for
- Wood (Erection)
- Wood Fairy (Boing! She makes the Wood)
- Huh, Huh, We're gonna score!...yeah, yeah.
TRIVIA NOTE: For a wicked read on these adolescent nincompoops ("Hey, He said Poop!") read:
"Beavis and Butt-Head's Ensucklopedia" by Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Guy Maxtone-Graham,
Kristofor Brown, David Felton, Glenn Eichler and Mike Judge (MTV Books/Pocket
In 1996, these "hormonally driven antiheroes" starred in a motion picture
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America which US magazine described as an "82
minute road trip that mine the comic depths of stupidity." See also
CENSORSHIP:"Beavis & Butt-Head"
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