Beavis & Butt-Head-isms - The 1990s MTV cartoon show BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD/MTV/1993-97 featured. Beavis and Butt-Head, two dysfunctional teenagers who sat on their couch, watched rock 'n' roll videos, and criticized the performers and each other. Here's a typical exchange between B&B.

Butt-Head:	Beavis is like a Chinese food, huh, huh! One hour after he spanks his monkey, he's ready again.
Beavis:	No way, dillhole! It more like ten minutes. heh, heh."

Some examples of B&B brain-power:

• Always wear a condominium when doing it to a chick;

• Eating makes you go to the bathroom;

• Jail dudes get to watch TV all day;

• If you have insurance, you can cut off your arm and get like, a million dollars; and

• Sports are stupid, cause they make you exercise.

 In an inspired moment Butt-Head shared this bit of information:

"The butt is the most important part of the body....inside the butt there's all this complicated stuff that makes turds happen...the butt rules."

B&B's vocabulary included such phrases as Asswipe, Buttmunch, Shut up, Dumb-ass, Bunghole; Butt-brain, Butt-knocker, Dillweed (aka "Dillhole"), Fartknocker, Fart Recycler (Converts fart gas to fuel for the poor people in the Turd World). Hey, Baby!, Loogie, (Wad of spit) Nads (Testicle), Paranoids (the Pyramids), I'll Kick Your Ass, Thingies (Boobs), This Sucks!, Adjusting the Set, Firing your squirt gun, Knuckling your knob, Spank your monkey, Squeezing out the toothpaste, Tuning the Antenna, and Walking the Log (Euphemisms for Masturbating), Wood (Erection) Wood Fairy (Boing! She makes the Wood), Wuss, (Wimp) and Huh, Huh, We're gonna score!...yeah, yeah.

For a wicked read on these adolescent nincompoops ("Hey, He said Poop!") read: Beavis and Butt-Head's Ensucklopedia by Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil, Guy Maxtone-Graham, Kristofor Brown, David Felton, Glenn Eichler and Mike Judge (MTV Books/Pocket Books, 1994). In 1996 these "hormonally driven antiheroes" starred in a motion picture Beavis and Butt-head Do America which US magazine described as an "82 minute road trip that mine the comic depths of stupidity." See also CENSORSHIP - "Beavis & Butt-head"