Bumper Sticker Mania
(Lyrics by Jerome A. Holst, © 1983)

Chorus	Bumper Sticker Mania Is racing across the land With sayings like Jesus Christ is My Lord And Vote Republican But the one's I find Most interesting As you will plainly see Are the ones that deal with People's sexuality
Verse	Carpenter's make better studs Teachers do it with class I saw a van yesterday that read Gas, Grass or Ass Biker's do it in the dirt Scuba divers do it deeper And I hear tell of a car cross town That says Wholesalers do it cheaper
Chorus	Bumper Sticker Mania Is racing across the land with saying like Jesus Christ is My lord and Vote republican They're everywhere You look these days, Everywhere by George On all makes and models From Mack trucks down to Fords
Verse	Librarian's make novel lovers Secretaries do it 9 to 5 Honk if your horny is popular On interstate 95 Skiers' come down faster But the granddaddy of them all Banker's do it with interest Penalty for early withdrawal
	Repeat first verse (change "As you will plainly see" to "As you have plainly seen" and finish with the phrase "Bumper Sticker Mania"
Lyrics by Jerome A Holst  ©All Rights Reserved.