TV ACRES: My Songs > "Cellulite Is Like Kryptonite" by Jerome A. Holst

(Chorus)	Cellulite is like Kryptonite It can bring a Sister down Cellulite is like Kryptonite It can bring a Sister down
(Verse)	Nobody ever told you When you were a little girl That one day you'd grow up And face a sexist world To learn that the whole thing Is run by a bunch of men Who only want one thing (out of life) They want their women thin
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(Verse)	To be or not to be overweight Yeah, Hey there's the rub You want to eat that French fry As you're lounging in your tub But you've got a date on Friday And you want to please your man So you exercise and tow the line To get the fat out of your can
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(Verse)	Are you a sexy siren? Are you a super star? Hell no! you're just a normal gal Who wants to eat some more If he wants you on a diet Tell him where "he" can go Pass the mash potatoes I need a carbo overload
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(Verse)	The next time that you read Cosmopolitan magazine Look past the skinny models And the anorexic teens Slap yourself on the butt, Girl Enjoy that cellulite ride Don't believe what men tell you Chow down, Girl...Supersize!
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Lyrics by Jerome A Holst ©All Rights Reserved.