The Drunkard's Lament
(Lyrics by Jerome A. Holst, © 2004)

(Verse)	Stumblin' down the road Tryin' to find my way back home Stumblin' down the road Tryin' to find my way back home I got drunk last night Now I'm wonderin' which way to go.
(Bridge)	I've looked up I've looked down East and West All around I've looked everywhere I possibly could But I can't seem to find my neighborhood.
(Verse)	I knew that one day It would come down to this I knew that one day It would come down to this I should have had my address Tattooed to my damn fist.
	Repeat Bridge
(Verse)	Oh! Where for art thou my Sweet little home Oh! Where for art thou my Sweet little home My kingdom for a beer My easy-chair for my weary bones
	Repeat Bridge (Repeat last line three times then ask "Hey can somebody tell me where the hell I am?" Hey, you! Mr. Rogers! Won't you find my neighborhood? I really need to get home!")
	Fade out with Verse 1
Lyrics by Jerome A Holst  ©All Rights Reserved.