The society for the prolonged viewing of
television.

The Couch Potatoes ® organization feels
that "in a country where there are more homes
with televisions than with indoor plumbing," it
was time for television watchers to "come out of
the closet and lie down and be counted." Their
motto (emblazoned on official T-shirts worn
while watching the tube) read: "Sic Semper
Potatum Reclinus."
Their official emblem (circular in
shape) depicts a large spud reclining on a couch
in front of a TV set. It was designed by
underground cartoonist and illustrator, Bob
Armstrong, one of the nine Couch Potato® elders.
The organization (now defunct) included both
"Couch Potatoes®" and "Tater Tots" (the younger
members). The children were encouraged to watch
as much TV as possible stressing historical
programming like DAVY CROCKETT, YANCY DERRINGER
and THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF WYATT EARP. Watching
shows such as SESAME STREET or THE ELECTRIC
COMPANY was a violation of one of their ten
commandments: "Thou shalt not watch anything
educational or British." The group's unofficial
membership was calculated to be in the millions.
To join, individuals needed to state why they
deserved to be a couch potato and list their
five all-time favorite television shows.
Their publications included Tubers Voice
(written during commercials); Dr. Spudd's
Etiquette For The Couch Potato® (Pamphlet);
The
Official Couch Potato Handbook; and A Guide To
Prolonged Viewing.
The game show COUCH POTATOES/SYN/1989 hosted by
Marc Summers teamed three players each to
compete for $5000 by answering TV trivia
questions.
TRIVIA NOTE: In the late 1980's in
Massachusetts, another group came into existence
called the Potato Anti-Defamation League. It was
formed in response to the negative association
with prolonged TV viewing.
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