|
THE QUESTION |
THE ANSWER |
THE SHOW |
| Can
we talk? |
Yeah, Joan. Give us the dirt. |
Joan Rivers Show
|
| Did
I do that? |
Yes, you did, Steve Urkel. |
Family Matters
|
| Did
I ever tell you about my uncle?
|
Oh God. Not again, Gabe! |
Welcome Back Kotter |
| Does
she or doesn't she? |
Only
her hairdresser knows for sure.
|
Clairol Commercials |
| Is
it bigger than a breadbox? |
Could be, Mr. Steve Allen. |
What's My Line?
|
| Say
Kids, What Time is it?
|
It's Howdy Doody Time! |
Howdy Doody
|
|
Tell me what you don't like about
yourself? |
Oh where do I start? I'm fat, ugly, I
hate my body. Should I go on? |
Nip/Tuck |
| WasssUp?
|
Not much, Mr. Martin Payne |
Martin
|
| What'chu
talkin' 'bout?
|
None of your business, Arnold! |
Diff'rent
Strokes
|
|
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? |
You wouldn't want to know. |
Klondike Bar Ads |
| What
would you do if you
had a million dollars?
|
Never divulge who gave it to me. |
The Millionaire |
|
What's in your wallet? |
None of your damn business!
|
Capitol One Credit
Card Commercials |
| What's
the deal with...? |
Get a life, Jerry!
|
Seinfeld
|
| Where
in the world is Carmen San Diego? |
Wherever she is, you can't catch her.
|
Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
|
| Where's
Waldo? |
Hidden
within detailed drawings |
Where's Waldo?
|
|
Who can turn the world
on with her smile? |
The lovely Mary Richards,
that's who
|
The
Mary Tyler Moore Show |
|
Who's
buried in Grant's tomb? |
Duh!
Mr. Groucho Marx.
|
You
Bet Your Life!
|
|
Who
is it? |
It's just me, Carlton the Doorman |
Rhoda
|
|
Who
killed Laura Palmer?
|
Boo!...Bob the Demon |
Twin Peaks
|
|
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? |
[All together now...]
"Spongebob Squarepants!!!" |
Spongebob Squarepants |
|
Who
loves ya, baby? |
Oh Kojak, I never knew! |
Kojak
|
|
Who
says I'm dumb? |
Everybody, Agarn! |
F Troop
|
|
Who
shot J.R.? |
Kristin, Sue Ellen's Sister |
Dallas
|
|
Who wants to be a millionaire? |
Me! Me! Oh Me! Regis Philbin |
Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire?
|
|
Who
was that masked Man? |
The Lone Ranger |
The Lone Ranger
|
|
Who's
the Indian with him?
|
Tonto. Cool! |
The Lone Ranger
|
|
Why
not? |
Yeah, Why Not?, Mr.
Dayton Allen
|
The Steve Allen Show |
|
Will
it be a hit or a miss?
|
Oh, lets say a Hit |
The Juke Box Jury |
|
Will the real...please stand up?
|
I think it's contestant No. 2. |
To Tell The Truth
|
|
Will
you sign in, please?
|
OK, but where's the chalk? |
What's My Line?
|
|
Won't
you be my neighbor?
|
I'd be delighted, Mr. Rogers |
Mr. Rogers
|
|
Would
you believe? |
Probably not!, Mr. Smart |
Get Smart
|
|
Would you like to be queen?
|
Of course! Mr. Jack Bailey
|
Queen for a Day
|
|
You rang? |
Yes, Lurch. Fetch My Cigars |
Addams Family
|
|
You
rang? |
No, Maynard. Now go away! |
Dobie Gillis
|
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