Seinfeld Suggestions - On the sitcom SEINFELD/NBC/1990-98 standup comic Jerry Seinfeld explained his philosophy on dating and relationships. On episode No. 28 "The Alternate Side" he qualified seven dates for a face-to-face breakup. On episode No. 106 "The Postponement" he stated the best feature of a heavy relationship is "Make up sex-topped only by conjugal-visit sex. And on episode No. 34 "The Boyfriend" he revealed the biggest step in a male relationship is helping a guy move-"It's like going all the way." According to Jerry's friend Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) on episode No. 57 "The Implant,"  attending a funeral of a girlfriend's loved one is like "10 dates in one shot." In regards to personal relationships Jerry Seinfeld offered these samples of the four worst words in the English language. They were: "We have to talk"; and "Who's bra is this?" See also Sex Techniques: "The Move" and "The Swirl"