Uncle Jesse Duke (Denver Pyle), whose CB handle was "The Shepherd,"
died peacefully on Christmas Day in 1997.
(THE DUKES OF HAZZARD)
Dr. John Becker (Ted Danson), a grouchy family practice physician from
New York City, thinks that Christmas SUCKS!
(BECKER)
Elaine
Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) wanted to send a Christmas
card with her photograph on it and so she got her friend
Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) to take a snapshot.
Unfortunately, Elaine and Kramer didn't realize her blouse
was not fully buttoned and that her breast nipple was
exposed to the camera lens. When Elaine first saw the
mistake, she cried "Oh my God, that's my Nipple!" For this
little Yule tide photo faux pas she was nicknamed "The
Nip" by her coworkers at Pendant Publishing. Elaine later
cropped the nipple part off the photograph and used it for
her health club ID.
(SEINFELD)
During a
Christmas visit, Ellen Richmond's Aunt Mary (played by
Mary Tyler Moore) grabs the butt of a shopping mall
Santa Claus as a joke because she thought she knew the
man. But when the person in the Santa suit turned
out to be a stranger (played by Ed Asner), an embarrassed
Aunt Mary whined "Ohh, Mr. Cl-a-a-a-us!"
(ELLEN)
Phoebe Buffay (Lisa Kudrow)
composed a Christmas holiday song with the lyrics “Monica,
Monica have a happy Hanukkah.”
(FRIENDS)
"But really let's face it, all
other days bow down to the 25th: Christmas. It's the only
religious holiday that's also a Federal holiday. That way
Christians can go to their services and everyone else can stay
home and reflect on the true meaning of Separation of Church
and State."
