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Wild West C.O.W.- Boys of Moo Mesa

Title Card - WILD WEST C.O.W.BOYS OF MOO MESA

ABC Network
1992 - 1994
Drama
30 Minutes

The tale of cattle who were turned into cowboys (cows that ride horses) after a comet from outer space crash-landed on a plateau in the Old West.

The citizenry of Moo Mesa included:

  • Marshal Moo Montana, the leader of the C.O.W.-Boys
  • Cowlorado Kid, Montana's cousin  (a guitar-playing party animal)
  • Dakota Dude, Montana's cousin (a gruff hot-tempered bovine)
  • Geronimoo, a strong silent Native-American
  • Colonel Cudster, the military leader of the C.O.W.-Boys
  • Buffalo Bull, the strongest of the C.O.W-Boys (who likes blacksmithing)
  • Cowlamity Kate and Miss Lily, their female friends

Together, the C.O.W-Boys followed the Code of the West (C.O.W.) and maintained law and order in the town of Moo Mesa.

WILD WEST C.O.W.BOYS OF MOO MESA

The bad guys in town included:

  • Mayor Bull-loney; the evil politician
  • Sheriff Terrorbull (a.k.a. "The Masked Bull"), the town's corrupt  and the loudmouthed leader of the outlaw gang The Wild West Bullies. These C.O.W-Bullies included the nasty Saddle Sore, a cold-blooded, venomous hooligan; Boot Hill Buzzard, Saddle Sores' fowl sidekick, and Five Card Cud, a two-faced cheating gambler.

CODES OF THE WEST

  • Always steer your friends in the right direction
  • Always keep your barn clean so it won't look like a pig sty
  • Never lock up an innocent bull
  • Always wash behind your horns
  • Never chew your cud with your mouth open
  • A real C.O.W.- Boy never cusses
  • Always leave a little grazing room for unexpected guests
  • Never sit down in a cactus field
  • Always clean up after your horse
  • Never kiss a horse unless you mean it
  • Always start each day with a glass of moo juice
  • Always finish your grub before you leave the table
  • Always tip your horns to a lady
  • It's rude to drool on the salt lick
  • Stand tall, be brave and never take any bull from a bully
  • Never horn in on another bull's territory
  • Never wear red pants around a bull with sharp horns
  • Never act like a bully
  • Always wear clean underwear to a showdown
  • Never wear your spurs to bed
  • Always bring a bale to get out of jail
  • Never play tag with a rattlesnake
  • Never mistake a snake for a lasso
  • On a desert trail, a scorpion always has the right of way
  • Never wear your boots to bed (or in the shower)
  • Never hit a cow
  • Always eat your prairie veggies
  • Never steal another cow's horse
  • Never cheat at cards
  • Never drink from another bull's trough

WILD WEST C.O.W.BOYS OF MOO MESA

(Codes taken off packaging of C.O.W.-Boy toys made by Hasbro)


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