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AGARN, Corporal Randolph
(F Troop)
c/o F Troop
Fort Courage Outpost
Kansas/Missouri Territory (late 1860s)
Agarn is the dimwitted assistant of Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke. Together they run
O'Rourke Enterprises, an illegal trading operation of souvenirs and trinkits
manufactured by the nearby Hekawi Indian tribe. Agarn often unintentionally gave
O'Rourke a solution to a problem at which time O'Rourke tells Agarn "I don't why
people say your stupid." Agarn then performed his trademark reaction of
snatching off his hat and asking impatiently "Who says I'm dumb?" Over the years
a number of Agarn's look-alike cousins visited Fort Courage including his
Mexican cousin El Diablo; his French Canadian cousin, Lucky Pierre Agarniere;
and Agarn's Russian Cossack cousin, Dimitri Agarnoff.
AGENT 86 See - SMART, Maxwell
AGENT 99
(Get Smart)
c/o CONTROL
Washington, DC
Agent 99 is the spy for CONTROL, a super spy agency. A former high fashion
model, Agent 99 speaks fluent German, French, and Chinese and displays a broad
talent in the fields of music (she plays the violin and harp), singing, dance
and acting. Her various aliases included Melissa Westbrook (an art patron), Miss
Evans (manicurist), Greta Braun (wife of a rocket scientist), Conchata (a
flamenco dancer), Miss Primrose (Easter greeting cards saleswoman), Susan Hilton
(fiancée to Victor Royal), Rosita Delgado (Mexican singer), Helen Blake (radio
station employee), and Ninna (the maid for the Bulmanian ambassador) Agent 99
later married her partner Maxwell Smart a.k.a. Agent 86.
NOTE: The show's
producer David Melnick originally wanted to call Feldon's character "Agent 69"
(a tongue-in-cheek reference to the sexual position) but declined to do so
knowing that he'd "never get it passed the censors."
AGNES, Sister & Father Daniel Cleary
(In the Beginning)
c/o Inner City Mission
122 Fifteenth Street
Baltimore, MD
Father Cleary likes to call Sister Agnes "Atilla the Nun."
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