Brushless or lather boys,
Whichever you've a notion
Fifty cents for the shaving cream,
A dollar for the lotion.
"Old Spice means quality,"
Said the Captain to the Bosun.
So look for the package with
The ship that sails the ocean.
"Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
Everyone would be in love with me!" (Jingle)
"My bologny has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologny has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh! I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why, I'll say
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with