|
|
|
Home > Index >
TV Character Bios > Chandler Muriel Bing |
| |
|
|
| |
TV Character Bios |
|
| |
|
|
|
|
BING,
Chandler Muriel
(Friends)
Apartment # 19 (or # 4)
New York, NY
(Greenwich Village)
Chandler is a single,
business executive who does data
processing (“data configuration & statistical factoring“) for a large
unnamed multinational firm. His job involves
checking out his ANUS (Annual Net Usage Statistics) and WENUS
(Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics).
|

Chandler M. Bing |
|
An unrelenting
jokester [he uses jokes as a defense mechanism when he's uncomfortable], Chandler first shared
his apartment
with a guy named Kip (who ran off to get married) and then with Joey Tribianni,
a dim-witted, but loveable struggling actor. They are close friends with Monica Geller and Rachel
Green who live across the hall in apartment #20 [earlier seen as #5]. The
mailing label on Chandler's TV Guide subscription [which the girls
often steal] reads c/o "Miss Chanandeler Bong."
Chandler
met Monica through her paleontologist brother, Ross Geller who roomed with
Chandler in college in the 1980s. It was Chandler's rude remark about Monica
being fat years earlier, that motivated Monica to change her eating habits and loose a
ton of weight. Becoming a chef, Monica turned her passion for food, to
cooking it for other people rather than eating it herself.
When Chandler speaks, he put
emphasis on certain words in the sentence. For example,
"That is
SO not true!"
"Could I BE more
wrong" or "How many cameras are ON you?" (in reference to
Monica remarks that the video camera makes a person look five pounds heavier
when shooting their image.)
|
 |
 |
 |
| Rachel |
Joey |
Monica |
|
 |
Chandler's Best Friends
|
 |
|
Phoebe |
|
Ross |
For relaxation, Chandler visits the local cafe
called Central Perk to hang out with his friends where he orders coffee
with 2 Equals and one cream. Otherwise, he can be
found at Monica's apartment or sitting for hours with his
roommate Joey in their
lounge chairs and watching TV
shows filled with sexy babes from Baywatch, Wonder Woman and
Xena: Warrior Princess. Chandler and Joey jointly cared for a pet
duck and a chicken [named “Little Jasmine” after Yasmine Bleeth on
Baywatch].
As to his ancestry, Chandler is half Swedish
and half Scottish. When Monica asked “Where do you come from?” Chandler
replied “My grandfather is Swedish and my grandmother is a tiny little
bunny.“ Chandler’s father is gay (he appears in an all-male review called
“Viva La Gayness”) and his mother, Nora [an alcoholic blond who chases
20-year-old boys] wrote the classic pulp novel
Mistress Bitch. Her maiden name is Tyler. Nora is
the one who bought Chandler his first condoms which she indiscreetly told the world
while on an interview segment of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Nora also kissed Ross which caused a
storm of controversy with Chandler when he found out. Their friendship,
however, survived the incident.
|
Chandler: |
If I'm gonna be an
old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing,
you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run.
"Run away from Crazy Snake Man!," they will shout. |
In his youth, Chandler attended a boarding school with
400 boys.
Unfortunately, Chandler's fastidious clothing and bouncy mannerisms
made people think he was gay. But he was not - although he has a
"quality."
Chandler’s favorite book as a child was “The Velveteen
Rabbit.”
Unlike other kids who cut the lawn to earn
allowance money, Chandler earned his money by plucking the eyebrows of his
father and his business partners.
Once
Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like
contest and won.
Oddly, Chandler was born with three nipples. Because his
"Nubbin"
[what he called it] was such a curiosity, when people learned of the third
nipple, they asked questions like "What's it shaped like?", "Is there a
hair on it?" and "Can you flick it?" Tired of such questions, Chandler got
creative and told them "Pressure on the third nipple opens the delivery
entrance to magical land of Narnia." He later had the ‘nubbin’ removed.

Ross, Joey & Chandler playing with Monica's make-up
Continued on Next Page >
|
|
| |
Home |
Site Map |
Search |
Contact Us |
Privacy Policy |
Archive |
|
|