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GARRETT, Edna Ann
(The Facts of Life)
c/o Eastland School for Girls
Peekskill, NY
Edna is a housekeeper, cook & dietician.
Born and raised on a farm in Appleton,
Wisconsin, Edna is divorced, has two adult
sons (Alexander & Raymond), and an
ex-husband, Robert Garrett, a vaudevillian
and compulsive gambler. Personality wise,
Edna is gregarious, even-tempered and
perpetually pleasant (unless you really,
really get her mad). |

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Initially, Edna worked as the housekeeper for
the wealthy Drummond Family in a posh 30th floor
penthouse apartment at 697 Park Avenue in New
York City. Philip Drummond was a widow with
three children. Two of the kids were the Jackson
brothers (Willis, 12 and Arnold, 8 "What chu'
talkin' bout" Jackson), the adopted black
children of Philip's deceased housekeeper. The
third child was Kimberly, Phillip's own
daughter.
While Philip was off running his multi-million
dollar Trans Allied Inc., Mrs. Garrett did her
best to keep the family together, feed the
troops and intervene when little
misunderstandings wrought tension in the
household.

Mrs. Garrett with the Drummonds
When Kimberly attended Eastland, a private
school for girls in Peekskill, New York, Mrs.
Garrett traveled to the school to see that
Kimberly was doing well.
During one of her visits while Kimberly was
preparing for a class play, the school's
housemother quit on short notice. In need of
help, the Headmaster, Mr. Harold J. Crocker
recruited Mrs. Garrett to stay at the school
where she eventually became the school's
dietician. Mr. Drummond hired Adelaide Brubaker
then Pearl Gallagher to take over Mrs. Garrett's
duties in New York City.
Although Edna cared for the well-being of "all"
the girls at Eastland, she became particularly
fond of four of them who constantly sought her
advice and her tasty culinary creations.
The
girls included Blair Warner (and for a while,
Geri Warner, Blair's 23-year-old cousin with
Cerebral Palsy), Joanna "Jo" Marie Polniaczek, a
streetwise kid from Bronx ("You're born, you
move on, you die. That's life"); Dorothy "Tootie"
Ramsey, a gossipy little girl with braces and a
love of roller skates; and Natalie Green, a
plump, aspiring writer with a razor-sharp wit.
There was no doubt that Mrs. Garrett loved her
girls dearly, but there were times when their
antics made Edna cry out "G-i-r-r-r-r-r-ls" The
one and only time that Edna really lost her
temper was with Jo (episode "Next Door").
Fuming, Edna told her "Get the hell out of here
before I beat you with my frying pan!" Most of
the time, however, Edna was quit a pleasant
person.

Tootie, Blair, Mrs. Garrett, Jo & Natalie
When Edna's pension fund disappeared and the
school refused to give her a raise, Edna's
accountant son, Raymond purchased her a building
(formerly Aera's Deli) and Edna opened Edna's
Edibles, a gourmet shop located at 320 Main
Street in Peekskill.
Mrs. Garrett hired Jo,
Blair, Tootie and Natalie to work at the shop
and let them live in a apartment above the store
while Jo & Blair attended nearby Langley
College.
When the store accidentally burned down in 1985,
Edna reopened as a novelty shop called "Over Our
Heads," a 1950s style malt shop selling ice
cream, records and T-Shirts.
When she had some spare time Mrs. Garrett
traveled to Paris in 1982 to take cooking
lessons and, of course, her favorite four girls
went along for the ride.
In 1986, Edna married Dr. Bruce Gaines and
then went to Africa to join the Peace Corps. She
left her novelty store ("Over Our Heads") in the
hands of her sister Beverly Ann Stickle. The
shop closed in 1987.
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Mrs. Garrett &
the Girls from Eastland |
Beverly Ann
Stickle
& the girls |
Mrs. Garrett &
her girls in Paris |
In 2001, a widowed Mrs. Garrett accepted the
invitation of Natalie Green to share
Thanksgiving holiday back in Peekskill and so
she left Africa for America. Upon her arrival,
Edna became romantically involved with the
school's chef and caught up on the lives of her
four favorite children.
The last time Mrs. G saw
Natalie Green was at Tootie's wedding in 1988
where Natalie who married Snake (Nat lost her
virginity to Snake), asked Mrs. G to be the
godmother of her first baby (Nat was two months
pregnant). Mrs. G accepted the honor. Then
Natalie went to New York to be a writer.
Now, in
2001, Natalie (sans Snake & the baby) served as
a behind-the-scenes producer at CNN. Her latest
problem was having with two suitors who wanted
to marry her. In need of advice, Natalie invited
her former schoolmates to come to Eastland for
the Thanksgiving holiday.
Of course, wealthy
Blair Warner (who gave up her dreams of becoming
a lawyer to save Eastland from bankruptcy) was
now the head mistress at Eastland Academy, as
well as the owner of Warner Enterprises, which
included numerous hotel holdings. Blair was
married to Tad Warner and hoped to have children
with him (although she wrongly suspected him of
having an affair).
Tootie, who had attended the
Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in London to
pursue an acting career, was now a
Hollywood-based talk show host and the single
mother of Tisha, a 10-year-old girl (fathered by
Jeff Williams).
After her visit, Tootie (who now
preferred to be called Dorothy) decided to quit
her talk show, "Wake Up With Dorothy," and move
to New York to take up the theater, but not
before becoming co-owner of The Peekskill
Playhouse. Tisha Ramsey remained behind to
attend Eastland Academy and continue a family
tradition.
Finally, Jo, now a cop, was still married to
musician Rick Bonner and had a daughter Jamie.
But Jo couldn't make it to the reunion with
Natalie, but her daughter and husband came
instead.
In the end, Natalie decided to marry
Harper. As for Mrs. Garrett, for all we know,
she's still flirting up a storm with Eastland's
new chef.

Tootie, Mrs. Garrett, Blair & Natalie Reunited
in 2001
Some
'Facts of Life' Quotes
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
I
can't see my hands in front of my face.
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Tootie: |
Really? My Uncle Jerome was like that.
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
He
couldn't see either? |
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Tootie: |
No,
especially on Saturday night. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
It is
amazing what a couple of drops can do to
your vision. |
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Tootie: |
I
guess it depends on how big the drops are. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
Meanwhile what am I going to do about the
shower? |
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Natalie: |
Hey,
try the car wash. |
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Mrs.
Garrett:
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When
I was your age retardation was completely
undiscussed. |
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Natalie: |
So was sex, religion, and
politics. What was left? |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
I
never cook anything I can't spell. |
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Jo: |
I
hate Winter Carnival. Every bozo in town
is going around singing their head off. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
Let
it snow, let it snow, let it snow. |
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Blair: |
I'm
in a house without mirrors. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
Don't
worry Blair you can see yourself in the
dishes. |
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Tootie: |
Last
time we looked she was just sitting there
looking out the window. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
What's wrong with that? |
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Jo: |
She
had one leg hanging over the sill. |
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Sue
Ann: |
Mrs.
Garrett could you please take a look at my
costume. What did I do wrong? |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
Nothing if you plan on growing another
arm. |
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Tootie: |
Mrs.
Garrett you should see what we got at the
record store. |
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Natalie: |
Three
Bongs. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
I
don't know that group, are they punk rock?
Girls do you know what these (bongs) are
used for? |
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Tootie: |
Sure
you put jellybeans in them. |
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Natalie: |
I'm
going to put root beer in mine - it
comes with a built in straw. |
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Tootie: |
Good
that means you'll have time to teach me
how to pluck my eyebrows. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
Oh
sorry not today. |
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Tootie: |
But
if I do it myself I will end up looking
like Mr. Spock. |
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Mrs.
Garrett: |
This
is not a school for spoiled rich girls.
(Everyone turns around) |
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Blair: |
Why
is everyone looking at me? |
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Mrs. Garrett/Gaines Is Back
In Town Part 2
(1988 season 9/series
finale)
[Jo, Blair, and Tootie are talking. Nat
and Mrs. G walk in] |
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Jo: |
Do you realize
this is probably the last time we'll be
the 4 musketeers? |
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Blair: |
That's
extremely sad!! |
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Tootie: |
Ok! Let's make
a pact... here and now... that in 10 or 15
years we WILL meet together!! |
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Jo: |
Sounds good to
me!! (puts hand in center) |
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Blair: |
Me too!! (puts
a hand in center and the other around Jo) |
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Tootie: |
(puts hand in
center) |
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Nat: |
Ok... (puts
hand in center) |
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Mrs. G:
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If I'm still
here!! (jokes and puts hand in center) |
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Jo: |
You will be!!
(smiles) |
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All: |
Friends
Forever, together till the end!! |
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