Wanting to fit in, Latka said he wished to be “an American fun guy taking each day in high gear.” To obtain his wish, he gathered up copies of Playboy and a tape of a smooth-talking FM DJ and Latka left “to alter my lifestyle to fit the fast lane. “Latka’s intensive study into the world of the swinger forced a personality transformation in the form of an alter ego called Vic Ferrari, a suave, ingratiating womanizer who spoke English without any hint of a foreign accent. Latka later married Simka Dahblitz, a peasant girl who recently moved from Latka's homeland to New York City. 

Prior to the marriage, there is the Gewirtzal. This is the person who proposes marriage for the groom-to-be. The bride-to-be accepts the marriage proposal by grabbing the nose of the Gewirtzal. In addition to the Gewirztal, there is the Murzik. This is what the groom's mother tells the bride-to-be before the wedding. How the bride reacts to the Murzik determines if the mother gives her blessing. The Murzik consists of these comments: "men are nothing but lazy lumps of drunken flesh. They crowd you in bed, get you all worked up, and then before you can say 'is that all there is,' that's all there is. They pass out smokes when you are still whimpering from pain of delivery. Your flaxen hair will become like dead grass and your once firm breasts will fall to the floor."

Latka and Simka celebrated marriage in the traditional style of their old world country, but in a reversal of American customs, the bride wears a suit and the groom wears a dress. To be worthy of marriage in the eyes of their Elders, the couple had to pass a test ("If one of them should fail any question of the test, they will never be married.").

Beginning the ceremony with a howling noise, the priest puts a crown of rue on the bride's head. If she can successfully walk with the crown on the head, she is declared a virgin. Unfortunately, Simka drops the crown but she manages to convince the priest she is still "pure").

The next step in the ritual involved the correct answering of three questions. Question No. 1: "Who is it that is not your brother yet he is your father's son." (the groom answers "It is me"); Question No. 2: "What is the greatest gift a person can give to another?" (The answer: $5,100); and Question No 3: "There is a beautiful baby and there is Simka. A wild bore is charging. You can save only one. Who do you save? [This is a trick question, because no matter what a person answers, the answer will be graded wrong. and the priest will say the couple "can never be married." This is done to see if the person really loves their partner and is willing to defy the Elders' wishes and marry their chosen mate, anyway]. Simka, of course, goes into a tirade supporting her love for Latka and the priest joyfully announces they are marriage material. The priest closes the wedding ceremony with the words: "May the stars shine upon you and may God grant you many children. You are now husband and wife." With the ritual finished, the couple kicks up their heels doing the traditional dance called the "Plumitz."