Lewis lives above the
Warsaw Tavern. When Lewis wants a beer, he just opens up a trap door in
the floor and asks the bartender to throw him a brew. On Wednesday nights,
Lewis conducts a “Beer Robics” class at the Warsaw Tavern where the
participants combined the benefits of exercise and drinking beer. Lewis
hangs out with friends Drew Carey, Kate O'Brien and Oswald Harvey. They
are co-partners in a microbrewery operation that produces a local brew
called "Buzz Beer" in the garage of his friend Drew Carey. Buzz beer is
the house brand at the Warsaw.
Lewis' best friend is
Oswald Lee Harvey, a Global Parcel deliveryman. They have known each other
since high school. They do everything together and have been mistaken as a
gay couple because they are so weirdly close to one another. Lewis used to
live in a run-down apartment with Oswald but his lease was canceled when
his friend Drew complained to the landlord to fix the dump. Lewis and
Oswald then moved above the Warsaw Tavern and later into a house built
illegally in the middle of a local park because women are turned off by
the fact that they lived above a bar. After an eagle followed Lewis to the
park and made its nest on the roof, their house became a protected site.
When Oswald gets upset,
Lewis uses a sock puppet named Professor Von Sock to sooth and cajole his
buddy. To earn extra money Lewis and Oswald don elf costumes and work as
Santa’s Helpers during the Christmas season at Winfred-Louder department
store. Other job ventures find Lewis and Oswald trying to "milk" snakes
and sell their venom; administering an experimental DrugCo drug that
causes empathy to prison inmates; and starting a home-based cookie
business.

Lewis hugs his pals Drew, Kate, Mimi, Nigel & Oswald
In high school, Lewis
didn’t have a single date. He took the job as yearbook photographer just
so people would look at him. According to Lewis the first time he had sex
it was with ‘some woman in a bar.” For a time, Lewis dated a girl from
work called Pinkie “a.k.a. “The Guinea Pig Girl” because she volunteers
for drug experiments. Once, Lewis was attracted to an attractive bank
teller so every week, he withdrew $10,000 from the bank‘s ugly teller and
re-deposited the money with the pretty teller. After a number of
transactions Lewis hoped the good looking one would think he was a
millionaire and go out with him. Despite his many attempts at love, Lewis
still hasn't found the right partner. That's because, in general, most
women find Lewis "creepy." A typical Lewis pick-up line: "If you really
think about it kissing is like putting your lips to the "sweet" end of 66
feet of intestine."
While at work Lewis has to
interact with a strange assortment of creatures that live within the
company's walls. They include a giant English-speaking cockroach, hologram
dogs, a creature that is half monkey and half hippopotamus (a Monkopotamos),
a clone of Lewis, a former circus bear who knows how to drink beer, and an
Epiphany Ball that makes whoever holds it very perceptive. Once, to help
Oswald earn some extra money for his financially troubled mother, Lewis
enrolled Oswald in a "Man Boobies" implant experiment that gave Oswald
female breasts for a month. Oswald earned an additional fee for posing
topless for the DrugCo calendar. In his spare time, Lewis teaches
chimpanzees to sing “On the Good Ship Lollipop” for the company’s talent
show. Lewis later got promoted to janitorial manager. After the EPA shut
down a project that exposed DrugCo workers to toxic materials without
informing them of their risk, Lewis got demoted back to Janitor because he
and his friend Drew were responsible for leaking the information to an
environmental activist. For fun, Lewis and Mr. Hathaway, the president of
DrugCo, like to toss a Frisbee in the park.
Lewis’ family included his
divorced sister Janet [a statistician], her daughter Monica, and their
mother, a kooky old woman that [according to Lewis] takes in stray animals
and sleeps on a bed of rotting newspapers. She became a taxidermist and as
a child would stand over Lewis’ bed with a pillow and threaten to
suffocate him as a joke. Her husband planted Tequila on his pregnant wife
while crossing the border and Louis (a Capricorn) was born in a Mexican
prison. Lewis claimed to be adopted once. When asked about his ancestry
Louis confesses “I come from Eastern European stock. We’re awkward and
clumsy folk who can barely reproduce.”
In March of 2000, Lewis
discovered he fathered a baby (Robert) by a former girlfriend named Sherry
he met at tap dance camp. Robert was now married, college-aged with a wife
and a newborn (Emily). Both Oswald and Lewis had relations with Sherry and
the question of fatherhood was in question. But Robert was tall, and geeky
looking so Lewis had to be the dad. To be fair and to keep their
friendship in tack, Lewis and Oswald refused to view the DNA evidence and became co-fathers and co-grandfathers.