Floyd's barbershop is truly an
institution in town. It's a place where folks can come to play chess, shoot
the breeze, read the magazines or maybe play a guitar. When business is
slow, you sure to find Floyd sitting on the bench in front of his shop just
enjoying the day and gently waving to the town folks who pass by. Frequent visitors to
Floyd's Barber Shop included Sheriff Andy Taylor (whose been coming to
Floyd's since he was a boy), Andy's young son, Opie Taylor; town deputy Barney Fife;
and the Pyle cousins, Gomer and Goober. One constant in Floyd's world: He
never seems to get the sideburns even.
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Andy: |
Floyd! |
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Floyd: |
What's the matter? |
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Andy: |
My sideburns. |
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Floyd: |
Your sideburns. What's
the matter with your sideburns? |
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Andy: |
Why they're both even. |
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Floyd: |
Why, I'll be dogged.
How'd that happen? |
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Andy: |
I declare Floyd. I
believe you're getting the hang of it, and looka there. They're the
right length and everything. |
What does Floyd charge for his services? Well, in the early
1960's he charged a dollar for a haircut, 75 cents for a shampoo, 35 cents
for a shave, and a quarter for a shoeshine. A few years later, inflation
forced Floyd to raised his prices to $1.75 for a haircut, ($2 for a butch
or a flattop), and 50 cents for a shave, If you really wanted to
splurge you can pay 25 cents for tonic and $3 dollars for one of Floyd's
special scalp treatments.
At home, Floyd's family members consisted of his wife, Melba;
his son, Norman [who
played the saxophone]; a sister; his niece Virginia Lee; his nephew Warren
Ferguson [who replaced Barney Fife as deputy sheriff]; and a dog named Sam
For fun, Floyd raises prize-winning pansies,
goes fishing at Myers Lake and plays the trombone. Being a civic-minded
citizen Floyd has volunteered to be a town deputy, served as a secretary
of the Downtown Businessman's Club and belongs to the local chapter of the
The Regal Order of the Golden Door to Good Fellowship.
Floyd also dabbled in writing. A failed
attempt at a novel produced the opening sentence “The sun is dropping
lazily down behind the purple hills in the western skies.” And he wrote
the “Hail to Thee, Miss Mayberry” theme song for the local beauty pageant.
The lyrics read:
Hail to thee, Miss Mayberry
All hail to thee, all hail
Your loveliness, your majesty
Brings joy to every male
All hail, all hail, all hail, all hail,
All hail, all hail, all hail all hail |
When Floyd wants a beverage,
he drinks coffee or picks up a Nectarine Crush or Huckleberry Smash soda pop
at Wally’s Filling Station. “You got the best pop in town,” he once told
Wally. Floyd also loves lollipops and tapioca pudding.
For twenty eight years
Floyd rented the space for his barbershop from the Robinson family for
$50.00 a month. When town clerk Howard Sprague bought the building from the
Robinson's (who lived in California), he raised Floyd's rent to $65 a month,
but after a little quarrel and a bit of dickering Howard and Floyd arrived
at a monthly rate of $57.50. A few months later, Floyd closed up shop after thirty
eight years and sold his business location to Emmett Clark who opened
Emmett’s Fix-It Shop.
"Some
Floyd-isms"
"Hey, Andy, don’t take any wooden nickels"
"You fall down a well
and you're wet!"
"Just goes to show ya one thing, Andy. If you want a beautiful suit
you have to go to Mount Pilot"
"Hey
Andy! Do you know that dingo dogs are indigenous to Australia?"
"Time
heals everything. Know who said that? My Latin teacher
at barber college!"
"You know Andy, you were real stupid when you were young. You used to try to
eat the shaving cream because you thought it was ice cream.
Boy were you ever dumb!"
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| Barney: |
Next
time I want a haircut. I'm gonna stick my head in a pencil
sharpener. |
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Floyd: |
Sure,
and it'll fit, tooo. |
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