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PAYNE, Martin & Gina Waters
(Martin)
Apartment #42
East 23rd Street
Detroit, MI
Martin is a talk show host at WZUP radio and later a TV talk show
associate producer/host on Channel 51‘s “Speak Out“ [retitled “Word on the
Street.”]. He is single, opinionated, and often very loud. He shares an
apartment with his girlfriend, Gina Waters, an attractive marketing
executive.
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Martin Payne |
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Martin's personality is all
about living large, waving his arms, puffing his chest and acting all
macho. But deep down inside he's a sensitive man, but he avoids showing
that side to anyone else but his girlfriend, Gina. When Martin is with his
male friends, he's the King of his Castle and he lets his pals know that
Gina knows better than to mess with him. Of course, Martin makes sure that
Gina's not home when he's spouting such nonsense.
Sometimes, while on-the-air Martin will share his
philosophy about women but he forgets that Gina might be listening and
that when he gets home, he'll have hell to pay for his opinions. In the
end, however, Martin and Gina have a "Honeymooners" kind of relationship.
They might get into shouting matches with one another, but, at the end of
the day, Martin and Gina do the "Baby, you're the greatest!" thing and
kiss and makeup.

Gina Waters, the love of Martin's life
Martin's friends include
his pal, Cole Brown, a janitor at an airplane hanger [he lives with his
mother and has a girlfriend named Big Shirley who is never seen above her
chest]; Tommy Strong, Martin's tall, bald best buddy; Pam James, Tommy’s
girlfriend and Gina’s best friend and secretary (whom Martin detests); and
Stan Winters, the owner of the WZUP radio station.
Besides their close friends
(Cole, Tommy & Pam) Martin and Gina have to contend with a number of
quirky neighbors including Sheneneh Jenkins, a goofy female who lives
across the hall in apartment #41 (her catchphrase is “Oh no you didn‘t“);
Brother Man a.k.a. "Bro-Man," a harmless neighbor from the 5th floor who
enters and exits through Martin's apartment window via the fire escape,
raids his refrigerator and borrows stuff from him (when asked what he is
doing in the apartment Bro-Man usually says "Nothin'...just chillin'");
Hustle Man, a con artist who is always looking to make a fast buck; Dragon
Fly Jones, a Black karate expert with no real martial arts ability; Otis
the building's big-mouthed fat-bellied security guard; Ms. Geri, a sassy
senior citizen a.k.a. "Miss Geritol" (what Martin calls her); Roscoe, the
Snot-nosed 10 year-old kid who has a crush on Gina; Buckwhite, a six-foot
tall white boy with an Afro; Elroy the Mechanic, a wanna-be
rhythm-and-blues singer with a lousy singing voice, and Jerome, a.k.a.
"Player of Players" who is always hitting on Gina when Martin's nowhere
around to defend his woman.
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Some Classic Martin - Pam Put downs |
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Martin: |
Pam, do you prefer to be
called "Ms. or Mr."? |
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Pam: |
Do you prefer "Jack" or
"a**"? |
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Martin: |
Pam, is that your breath
smellin' like boiled bologna? |
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Pam: |
No, that's yo' feet
eatin' through those shoes again. |
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Martin: |
Pam, your hair is so
nappy Wilson couldn't pick it! |
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Pam: |
At least I'm tall enough
to get on the rides at Disneyland, Martin! |
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Gina: |
Martin, where's Pam? |
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Martin: |
I don't know, probably in a river
somewhere swattin' fish! |
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Gina: |
Martin, stop it!
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Martin: |
Nah, nah, it's ok Gina.
I mean, Martin did climb all the way down from that wedding cake to
make this toast. |
Martin’s relatives included a boisterous, oversexed
Uncle Junior who had a patch over his left eye; a pilfering crook of a
cousin named Sonny who acts like Eddie Murphy and Martin’s deeply
religious mother, Emma who doesn‘t like Gina. But that didn't keep Martin
and Gina from getting married in the spring of 1995. Gina's parents,
Nadine and Dr. Cliff Waters, live in Philadelphia, and attended the
wedding.
When Martin is on-the-air he uses the boisterous
catchphrase “Whazz UuuuP!” with his listening audience. When upset he says
“Daaaaammm!!’ or “Get ta Steppin‘!” when throwing people out of his
apartment.
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