Nat X's Dancing Dis on White Folks - On a segment of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE entitled "The Dark Side with Nat X" radical Afro-haired host Nat X (Chris Rock) counted down his five reasons why white people can't dance: 5) Too busy counting their money; 4) Too busy counting their money; 3) Small thighs make it hard to dip; 2) They're inferior; and the number one reason why whitey can't dance: They can-they're just waiting for the waltz to come back. Why only five reasons? Because, said Nat X, "The Man would never give me ten of anything. I'm lucky to get five!"