Tequila - An ugly brown, drooling French mastiff starring on the police drama TEQUILA & BONETTI/CBS/1992. Tequila loved burritos and offered a running commentary (voice of Brad Sanders) that only the viewing audience could hear our hip junk-food loving dog teamed with NYPD Detective Nico Bonetti (Jack Scalia), who got transferred to Southern California after accidentally killing a youngster.  See also - "Cleo"