TV ACRES: My Songs > "Little Birdies" by Jerome A. Holst

(Verse)	Most people know that leopards have spots And giraffes are kind of tall I've always wondered whether or not Little birds have balls So I took a trip to the library to find evolution had done them wrong Seems it got their beaks and feathers alright But it messed with their ding and their dong
(Chorus)	Little birdies flying in the sky Dropping things down into my eyes Don't let that birdie ever know That he ain't got nothing hanging down below.
(Verse)	Further research lead me to a legend Of a rare and singular bird That was known for its distinctive cry Of but two discouraging words Seems between it tiny legs there hanged Two fleshy bags so low That when it came in for a landing You could hear it scream OH NO!
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(Verse)	Now you'd think the birds would be mad At being denied such precious jewels But our feathered friends are happy Though bird-brained are no one fools For the birds they can't get drafted Cause they really couldn't cough And down in the Arctic where its really cold Hell, the penguins would freeze them off!
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