Pimpbot 5000 - Silver
robot character with an oversized wiener-shaped
head seen on the NBC late night talk show CONAN
O'BRIEN in the 1990s.
Pimpbot shouted such classy
lines as "Feeling fine as cherry wine!", "Hey,
what it be!", "Get out of my face you jive ass
turkey!", and "Got my Ho's in control and a big
ass bank roll."
"Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the
classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the
dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's
right, boys and girls every where, your friend
Pimpbot 5000!" -- Conan O'Brien
Pimpbot referred to host Conan
O'Brien as White Bread and occasionally
threatened people with a switch blade when he
got irritated. Pimpbot was proud to say that he kept his
"Ho's motivated" and that his "ass" was
Guest Isabella Rossellini once
asked Pimpbot, "Tell me, did you come to turn me
out? I'm flattered but I simply can't be your
When the Pathfinder landed on Mars in 1997, Pimpbot told America that the robot was actually
a pimp named Redbone (aka "King of the
Southside") who grew up with Pimpbot on the
streets of Shy Town. "The dude was small" said
Pimpbot "but the man could use a blade."
In fact, Pathfinder's mission was to "expand his pimping
turf." Afterall, "If there's life on Mars, it's got to be horny!"
the bitches think I'm pretty, bought my face at Circuit City.
Bring it on!
it! The Pimpbot is here, stylin' and profilin'
FAVOR roosta-head is that I don't slice a pound of cornbeef off yo
pale irish ass! (speaking of Conan)
a brand new high-speed modem and a silver plated scrotum.
a nose full of candy, and an ass made by Tandy.
ta carry lots of cash to bail out the hoes.
a 40 carat rock, and 40 hoes on every block.
gets regular tune ups from all my sluts, they polish my bolts and
tighten my nuts.
gots a score to settle with you white bred.
likes the jewelry, I gots
to impress da bitches, check out my stable of fine bitches...
a Pimpbot, it is within my program to turn out the hoes.
is within my program to detect the hoes, and I detect you, HO!
Kathy Lee gunna look fine in a tube-top!
with any of my hoes and I'll cut you.
hardware is state of the art.
Pimpbot is feeling fine, and cherry wine.
all da bitches out there... I will turn... you... out!
turn this bitch loose sucker, or I'll cut you.
What's the good word my brutha?!
TRIVIA NOTE: Inspired by the Pimpbot 5000 character, a band from
Waikiki assumed the name Pimpbot. The group formed in 2001.
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