Weird Science Love Tips - The sci-fi
comedy WEIRD SCIENCE/USA/1994-97 starred two
nerdy teenagers who possessed a beautiful
computer generated genie named Lisa (Vanessa
Angel) who guided her two young masters through
their emotional and sexual development.
At first Gary, (John Mallory Asher) and Wyatt
(Michael Manasseri) didn't believe that Lisa
understood sex. Lisa assured them she did.
"Love is making out on the hood of a Dodge
Viper. Love is getting right to sex without
having to talk first. Love is doing it in your
parent's bed while they're at work." "Son of a
gun," said Gary, "She does know" ("Fatal Lisa"
When Gary goes to sex ed class
("Sex Ed" 6/4/94)
he ponders its mysteries and learns the answers
to such questions:
Are you allowed to talk during it?
you always finish at the same time?
What's the deal with green M&Ms?
What is the shelf life of edible panties?
On another episode ("Puppet
Love" 1/20/96) Gary reveals "Cyber-dating's
cool. No risk. No rejection. No watching their
faces drop when they finally see me with my
Wyatt's psychotic older brother Chett (Lee Tergesen) once shared his philosophy
on attracting the opposite sex (episode
"Feminine Mistake" 4/9/94).
"I have found that
women respond to flattery. For instance, I'm
driving in my Jeep, I see something I like, I
roll down the window and offer up a compliment,
like: 'Nice butt! Or, 'I'd pay good money for a
girl like you.' Makes 'em feel sexy. It's all
part of that little game they call romance."
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