- Obnoxious duck in glasses featured on the prime time
cartoon DUCKMAN/USA/1993-97. Based on the underground comic
strip by Everett Peck, Duckman (voice of Jason Alexander) is a
sarcastic loser who earns a living as a private eye. Duckman's
personal traits: cowardly, bumbling, arrogant, and selfish. He is assisted
by Cornfed the Pig (voice of Gregg Berger), his Joe Friday-styled
partner who does all the work and solves all the cases.
Duckman lives with his deceased wife's identical twin Bernice (Nancy
Travis) - who hates him - and his kids, Charles (Dana Hill) and
Mambo (E.G. Dailey) Duckman's two headed, twin sons who like
computers and arguing with each other; and Ajax (Dweezil Zappa)
Duckman's goofy, trouble prone teenage son who is always borrowing
his dad's car.
frustrated ("What the hell YOU starin' at?") the duckster
lashes out at Fluffy and Uranus, two cute teddy bears found lying
about his office.
Duckman is a Klasky Csupo / Paramount Television production in
association with Reno & Osborn Productions.
"She's hideous! She's got a face that would scatter a leper
colony. You gotta look at her through a box with a little hole
"She's a bigger ripoff than those talk to a nympho in prison
hotlines that double charge you on your phone bill when they know
you can't do a thing about it cause you can't tell anyone you called
them in the first place.... So I heard."
"Duckman with a D. In fact PHD. Loveology. Perhaps you'd care to
stay after class while I grade on your curves?"
"OK, Final Offer! 500 Bucks to do a couple of jumping jacks and I
don't even have to be in the room... just phone me & tell me when
you do em!"
"Its like a dream...Not the naked contortionist on the glass table
top kind of dream...but not bad."
"I've seen plenty of guys with smaller bills than me...not that I
look at other guys bills."
"I brake for animals...if they're big enough to dent my car."
Duckman with Family and Friends