Duckman - Obnoxious duck in glasses featured on the prime time cartoon DUCKMAN/USA/1993-97. Based on the underground comic strip by Everett Peck, Duckman (voice of Jason Alexander) is a sarcastic loser who earns a living as a private eye. Duckman's personal traits: cowardly, bumbling, arrogant, and selfish. He is assisted by Cornfed the Pig (voice of Gregg Berger), his Joe Friday-styled partner who does all the work and solves all the cases.

Duckman lives with his deceased wife's identical twin Bernice (Nancy Travis) - who hates him - and his kids, Charles (Dana Hill) and Mambo (E.G. Dailey) Duckman's two headed, twin sons who like computers and arguing with each other; and Ajax (Dweezil Zappa) Duckman's goofy, trouble prone teenage son who is always borrowing his dad's car. 

When frustrated ("What the hell YOU starin' at?") the duckster lashes out at Fluffy and Uranus, two cute teddy bears found lying about his office.

Duckman is a Klasky Csupo / Paramount Television production in association with Reno & Osborn Productions.

Duckman Quotes

"She's hideous!  She's got a face that would scatter a leper colony.  You gotta look at her through a box with a little hole in it"

"She's a bigger ripoff than those talk to a nympho in prison hotlines that double charge you on your phone bill when they know you can't do a thing about it cause you can't tell anyone you called them in the first place.... So I heard."

"Duckman with a D. In fact PHD. Loveology. Perhaps you'd care to stay after class while I grade on your curves?"

"OK, Final Offer! 500 Bucks to do a couple of jumping jacks and I don't even have to be in the room... just phone me & tell me when you do em!"

"Its like a dream...Not the naked contortionist on the glass table top kind of dream...but not bad."

"I've seen plenty of guys with smaller bills than me...not that I look at other guys bills."

"I brake for animals...if they're big enough to dent my car."

Duckman with Family and Friends