Kids Are Punny - A collection of jokes, puns and riddles compiled from the many letters sent to talk show hostess and comedian Rosie O'Donnell (a.k.a. "The Queen of Nice") who hosts the syndicated daytime talk show THE ROSIE O'DONNELL SHOW. Kids Are Punny (Warner, 1997) featured such cute stabs at humor as: How did the skunk call home? On his smellular phone; What is Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing; Where do you find the world's biggest spider? In the World Wide Web; and What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No, thanks, I'm stuffed. All the profits from the book went to the For All Kids Foundation which gives money to children's charities.