Cow & Chicken - Created by David Feiss, the bizarre cartoon COW & CHICKEN/CAR/1997-99 followed the misadventures of a Cow and her brother, Chicken (a chicken) who were the children of two human parents (only the legs of the parents were ever seen). According to the show's theme song lyrics: "Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow (as for) Dad...he didn't care how." Weighing in at 209 kg (460 lbs), Cow is a tenderhearted  seven-year-old with four udders who provides her family with her own milk. Cow's brother, Chicken is an eleven-year old spoiled cock with white feathers. Weighing in at 1.8 kg (4 lbs) Chicken is filled with prepubescent rebellious bravado. He uses big words, and actively avoids his little sister, Cow (who wants to protect him and dress him up in doll clothes). See also BIRDS - "Cow & Chicken"