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MUNSTER,
Herman
(The Munsters)
(
555-1313
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W6XR-L4 [Ham Radio]
1313 Mockingbird Lane
Mockingbird Heights, USA
Herman is a monster. He is seven-foot-three
inches tall, wears very large shoes (26C) and sports a deathly pale
complexion. He was built (not born) in Dr. Frankenstein's laboratory
from various body parts about 150 years ago in Germany.
He later moved to England and was
adopted by a family called Munster. |

Herman Munster |
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Despite his eerie, Frankenstein face (with one
brown eye and one chartreuse) Herman is not your average vicious
bloodthirsty monster, but rather a kind, loveable guy and devoted family
man with a hearty laugh and a
sometimes childish manner. Ironically, although Herman and his family
members are monsters (in the classic Universal monster movie sense), they
never quite realize that their ghoulish ways are different from the rest
of the world around them. They feel perfectly normal and do not understand
why strangers run screaming from their home when they answer the door.
Herman shares his spooky
cobwebbed-filled home with his vampire wife, Lily;
their son, Eddie Wolfgang Munster, Lily's father Grandpa "Dracula"
Munster; and Marilyn
Munster, Lily's niece who has lived with the Munsters since she was a
child .
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Herman's Family |
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Grandpa |
Eddie |
Marilyn |
Herman's wife, Lily
is a devoted mother and housewife. She spreads dust around her house to
give it the right ambiance and
designs her own cloth. One of her creations
was
made from black widow web; an under slip of pure unborn
centipede; and a cape made of lovely green colored pestis coffin lining.
Lily topped off her fashion look with black fingernails and Chanel No. 13
perfume ("the most exotic").
When it comes time for dinner, Lily is a whiz
in the kitchen and always finds time to prepare a nice
hot meal for Herman and family .Their mealtime included such delicacies as chopped lizard livers, cold rhinoceros tongue
sandwiches, fillet of dragon, eggs (Gloomy side up), cream of vulture soup
(Herman's favorite), curried lizard casserole, rolled hyena-foot roast,
bird's nest stew (Grandpa's favorite), warm ladyfingers with pickled frog
ears, Dodo bird roast, cream of buzzard or iguana soup; cactus salad, and
salamander salad with centipede dressing. Choice of beverages were Bloody
Mary or bat's milk (served hot). Their meals were topped off with a nice
serving of Devil's Food Cake.
Lily's 378 year-old father, 'Grandpa' Vladimir
Dracula, who has been married 16 times, lives in the basement dungeon
of the Munster house. He sleeps hanging upside down like a bat. He
also has a son named
Lester who is "the" Wolf Man.
Grandpa Munster often concocted
potions in his
basement laboratory. He once made some Nothin' Muffins (one bite turns
anything into nothin'). As he recalled "Thirty years ago in Detroit, a
fellow ate a batch of 'em. Next day he sat down and designed the Essex."
The Munster's little boy, Eddie Wolfgang, (a
wolfboy) also sleeps hanging upside down in his closet and howls at night.
Eddie wears a Little
Lord Fauntleroy suit, and attends fifth grade at Mockingbird Heights
Elementary School where he belongs to the running
team. For comfort, Eddie carries a furry-faced wolfman doll affectionately named "Woof
Woof".
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