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Milton the Monster - Frankenstein-like monster
with a sweet disposition and a hole in his head featured on the animated
series MILTON THE MONSTER/ABC/1965-67.
Milton the Monster was created by Count Kook (Larry Best) and a mad scientist
named Professor Weirdo (Dayton Allen). At the beginning of each episode,
Milton's creator is seen dabbling in his laboratory. Mixing up a batch of
monster formula he begins with:
"Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce....And now for
the tincture of tenderness, but I must use only a touch, for without a touch of
tenderness, it might destroy me, Whoops! to much..."
With the mistake irreversible, out popped a hulking, moronic monster that
belched smoke from the top of his head. Its first words were "Hello daddy!, I'm
Milton your brand new son." Milton lived at Horrible Hill, Transylvania.
Opening Narration
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Narrator: |
[Thunder / Lightning] On top of old Horror
Hill in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their
monstrous glory. |
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Weirdo: |
Six drops of the essence of terror, five
drops of sinister sauce. |
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Count: |
When the stirring's done may I lick the
spoon? |
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Weirdo: |
Of course, Ah! Ha!, of course. |
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Weirdo: |
Now for the tincture of tenderness, But I
must use only a touch. For without a touch of tenderness, it might destroy
me! [Count Kook bumps Professor Weirdo] Whoops! Too much!...Better hold
your breath it's starting to tick. |
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Count: |
Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick.
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Milton: |
Hello Daddy! |
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Weirdo: |
What have I done? |
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Milton: |
I'm Milton,
your brand new son! |
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