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Milton the Monster Formula - On the animated cartoon series MILTON THE MONSTER/ABC/1965-68, a mad scientist named Professor Weirdo created a Frankenstein-like monster who turned out to be as goofy as Gomer Pyle. At the beginning of each episode, Milton's creator could be seen dabbling in his secret laboratory on top of old Horror Hill. Mixing up a batch of monster formula he began with:

With the mistake irreversible, out popped a hulking, moronic monster that belched smoke from the top of his head. Its first words were "Hello daddy!, I'm Milton your brand new son." Milton lived at Horrible Hill, Transylvania.

Narrator:	[Thunder / Lightning] On top of old Horror Hill in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory.
Weirdo:	Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce.
Count:	When the stirring's done may I lick the spoon?
Weirdo:	Of course, Ah! Ha!, of course.
Weirdo:	Now for the tincture of tenderness, But I must use only a touch. For without a touch of tenderness, it might destroy me! [Count Kook bumps Professor Weirdo] Whoops! Too much!...Better hold your breath it's starting to tick.
Count:	Better hold my hand I'm feeling sick.
Milton:	Hello Daddy!
Weirdo:	What have I done?
Milton:	I'm Milton, your brand new son!