Samurai Warrior, a grunting Japanese Samurai with a
ponytail and kimono in skits like "Samurai Tailor," "Samurai Night
Fever" and "Samurai Hotel" (Sid Caesar was the first to do a wild
takeoff of a Samurai in the 1950s when he spoofed Japanese films
in a sketch called "Ubetchu");
Pete Dionasopolis, owner of the Olympia
Restaurant ("No fries, chips. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger,
cheeseburger, cheeseburger! Pepsi, Pepsi!");
Jake Blues, of the blues/soul group, the Blues
Brothers;
Killer Bees ("Your pollen or your wife, Senor!");
Jeff Widette (a big butted man in a family of big
butts);
Weekend Update commentator ("But nooooo!");
Celebrity impressions in skits about Beethoven, Marlon
Brando, Joe Cocker, Richard Dreyfuss, Henry Kissinger, Elizabeth
Taylor and a classic rendition of William Shatner as Captain James
T. Kirk who refused to give up the command of the USS Enterprise
even as the prop department tore down the show's set.
Berle, Milton: TEXACO STAR THEATER
Ludwig Von Fossil, a nutty scientist;
Borstein, Alex: MAD TV
Miss Bunny
Swan, an irritating Asian lady who feigns ignorance of the English
language (on purpose) to such a point that people give her things
just to get rid of her;
Celebrity impressions of Rosie
O'Donnell.
Breuer, Jim: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Goat Boy, a half-man/half-goat ("Baaaaaah!");
Jeffrey Kaufman,
half-baked host of talk show called "Issues" that discussed such
topics as legalizing marijuana;
Celebrity impression of Jack
Nicholson and Joe Pesci, as host of 'The Pesci Show' ("What you
say to me?).
Burnett, Carol: THE CAROL BURNETT
SHOW
Charwoman, a cleanup woman with a mop and bucket in a
deserted TV studio;
Mrs. Wanda Wiggins, the world's most
incompetent secretary with a bust-size larger that her apparent
IQ;
Eunice Higgins Harper, a depressing wanna-be actress (The "Ed
& Eunice" sketches chronicled an uptight married couple who fought
all the time);
Marian, a long-suffering female beset by every
malady known to writers on the soap-opera parody AS THE STOMACH
TURNS;
Molly, wife of retired man named Burt (played by Harvey Korman)) on the "The Old Folks" sketch;
Nora Desmond, an ex-movie
queen tottering languidly about her ghostly mansion (a spoof of
Gloria Swanson in "Sunset Boulevard");
Mundane (of Funt &
Mundane), a team of actors (with Harvey Korman),
Carol Bradford;
Zelda the Nudge;
Girl Scout Cookie Salesperson, an obnoxious,
bespectacled Girl Scout selling cookies through subtle blackmail.
Buttons, Red: THE RED BUTTONS SHOW
Rocky Buttons, a punch-drunk boxer;
Kupke Kid, a lovable
little boy;
Keeglefarven, a dumb bumbling German;
Buttons the Bell
Boy;
Sad Sack;
Razzberry Buttons.
Buzzy, Ruth: ROWAN & MARTIN'S
LAUGH-IN
Gladys Ormphby, the crotchety old lady who sits on a
park bench and hits fresh men over the head with her purse.
Bynar, John: THE JOHN BYNER COMEDY
HOUR
Dr. Felix Fosididdle, a weird-voiced veterinarian;
The Bland
Family, a take-off of family sitcoms;
Father John, a confronting
Catholic priest;
Dr. Rev. Enslo Veal, a white suited, money hungry
boob tube disciple of the Lord who heals animals at the Calvary
Veterinarian Chapel ("gather you animals around the front of the
TV and they will be healed. If your animal could talk they'd say
'Send dollars to Dr. Veal'").