Desperation
Lee, Host of "Funky Walker Dirty Talker," ("Baby, I wanna get inside
your church and start speaking in tongues");
UBS Guy, a hyperactive
parcel post delivery man named Jack;
"My White Mama" skit,
Celebrity impressions of Billy Crystal, Louis Farrakhan, Michael
Jackson, Martin Lawrence, Spike Lee, Nelson Mandela, Sidney Poitier,
Prince, Tupac Shakur, Sinbad, Montel Williams, and Stevie Wonder.
Lange, Artie: MAD TV
Celebrity
impressions of Babe, George Clooney, Dennis Franz, Newt Gingrich, Ed
McMahon, Rosie O'Donnell, Joe Pesci, Roseanne, and Liz Taylor.
Langston, Murray: THE GONG SHOW
Unknown Comic, a corny television comedian who tells
jokes with a paper bag over his head.
Lawrence, Martin: THE MARTIN
LAWRENCE SHOW
Sheneneh, a dimwitted neighbor;
Otis, the Security Guard;
Jerome, a hippie neighborhood friend.
Leno, Jay: THE TONIGHT SHOW
Beyondo, a floating head that makes predictions;
Iron
Jay, a large chinned physical fitness expert;
Evil Jay, Jay Leno's
evil twin who appears at the full moon;
Mr. Brain, a cantankerous
genius with large head ("Mr. Brain, can reindeer really fly? Yeah,
if you hit them just right with a Porsche!");
Billy Tuttle, the
wheezing overweight owner of Billy's Burger Barn who had a huge butt
and a love for greasy food (especially "Cheese!");
Johnny Stunade,
the owner of a resort called "Mob World";
Larry the Lawyer, a legal
huckster who guaranteed to get huge settlements for the most trivial
offenses;
Johnny Allegro, the World's Handsomist Garbage Man;
Bob Johnson, a gay curator selling TV artifacts
rejected by the Smithsonian.
Levy, Eugene: SCTV
Stan Schmenge,
cohost (with brother Yosh) of "The Happy Wanderers," a polka variety
show;
Mel Slurp, host of "Mel's Rock Pile," a satire of DON KIRSHNER'S ROCK CONCERT;
Bobby Bittman, (a.k.a. "Herschel Schlansky"),
a boisterous, insincere entertainer who was the combination of Sammy
Davis and a bad Vegas lounge act ("How are ya!");
Earl Camerber, a
feuding on-air broadcaster;
Sid Dithers, hard of hearing man with
thick Jewish accent;
Bruno, the knarled, hunchback companion of
Dr. Tongue (played by John Candy).
Lovitz, John: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Tommy Flanagan, the pathological liar ("Yeah, that's the ticket.");
Tonto, the Lone Ranger's sidekick;
The Annoying Man;
The Critic;
The
Master Thespian ("Acting!");
Biff, in Biff and Salena (Joan Cusack)
skit ;
Frenchie;
Girl Watcher (with Tom Hanks);
Hanukkah Harry ("On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!...delivering toys for Jewish girls
and Jewish boys");
Evelyn Quince, host of "Tales of Ribaldry,"
Celebrity impressions of Gene Shalit, David Crosby, Michael Kukakis,
Queen Elizabeth, and Harvey Fierstein.
