Jim Rockford's Answering Machine
- At the beginning of each
episode of the detective drama THE ROCKFORD FILES/NBC/1974-80,
the voice of private detective
Jim Rockford (James Garner) is
heard as his answering machine clicks on and relates the
following: "This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name
and message. I'll get back to you." After his request, the
voice of a caller was heard. Here are some classic messages
left on Rockford's machine during the run of the series:
"That No. 4 you just picked up from Angelo's Pizza? Some
scouring powder fell in there. Don't eat it. Hey, I hope you
try your phone machine before dinner."
"Jimmy, ol' buddy-buddy-It's Angel. You know how they allow
you one phone call? Well, this is it. Hello?, Hello? Hello?
Hello?!"
"It's Dr. Soter's office again, regarding that root canal? The
doctor's in his office-waiting. He's beginning to dislike
you."
"This is the Department of the Army. Our records show that you
are the 'Rockford, James' who failed to turn in his service
automatic in May 1953. Contact us at once."
"Hey, Jim, it's me. Susan Ellis from the Laundromat. You said
you were going to call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong,
you lose my number?"
"This is Marie at Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client Todd Lehman
skipped and his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your
'79 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim. Bring it on over."
"This is Mrs. Mosely at the library. We billed you for your
overdue book Karate Made Easy. We abuse our library, we don't
get our cards renewed."
"This is the Message Phone Company. I see you're using our
unit. Now how 'bout paying for it!?"
TRIVIA NOTE: On the sitcom SEINFELD/NBC/1990-98 George Costanza's (Jason Alexander) answering machine contained this
message (sung to the theme song from "The Greatest American
Hero") "Believe it or not George isn't at home. Please leave a
message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be. Believe it or not I'm not home...beep"
A
humorous answering machine message inspired by the sci-fi
series STAR TREK begins: "Thank you for calling Starfleet
Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at
the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet
you are calling from, and how many Klingons are attacking."