"I love Lola. Don't get me wrong; I really love Lola. And Jack  loves Lola, but Jack also loves to go to night-f**king-clubs.  What I don't like doing is pick -- I don't mind a little f**king  Pomeranian turd, but when that f**king bulldog unloads, you got to get an earth-mover and a f**king gas mask to go in  the kitchen, it's like f**king plutonium turds."