Schotzie - Dachsund featured on
the 1970s-based sitcom THAT 70s SHOW/FOX/1998-2006. Schotzie is the
family pet of Kitty and Red Forman who live in Point Place,
Wisconsin.
Debuting on the November 26, 2002 episode "Hot Dog," Schotzie enters the Forman home after Red buys the dog as a gift to
cheer up his wife, Kitty who is experiencing menopausal mood swings.
On the October 6, 2004 "It's Only Rock and Roll" episode, Kitty
brings Schotzie inside the house and places him behind a wall to
stop him from barking. Unfortunately, their son, Eric accidentally
topples a precariously mounted statue of Buddha above the dog and
almost kills the small canine. Startled at the sound of a thud, Eric
says "That statue was supposed to bring you peace. And in a way it
did." Schotzie survives the encounter but now "goes on the attack"
every time he sees the statue (and "weirdly, their next door
neighbor, Bob").
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(Kitty's in
the backyard doing Tai Chi) |
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Kitty: |
Please
stop barking Schotzie, Mommy’s doing her Tai Chi. |
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(Schotzie continues to bark) |
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KItty: |
It’s
not very considerate to bark during mommy’s quite time,
Schotzie |
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(Schotzie continues barking) |
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Kitty: |
SHUT
YOUR FREAKIN’ TRAP!! |
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(Schotzie
begins to whimper) |
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Kitty: |
(now
calm) This is so soothing. |
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Red: |
Why is
the dog on the counter? |
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Kitty: |
He
likes to be tall. |
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