"My wife and I have a tour bus
on which we have 3 dogs, 2 of which are Scottish
terriers, because if you drink enough Johnnie
Walker products, eventually they just send you
the dogs. Our Scottish terriers' names are
Birdie and Bogey, and someone said, 'That's
cute. You named your dogs after your golf game.'
I said, 'If I named my dogs after my golf game,
they'd be named Double Bogey and Where The Hell
Is That Ball Going." Which is kind of a long
name for a pet'."