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Elf Nanny - Diminutive caregiver (played by Niki Botelho) who was hired
as a nanny for Piper's new born baby on the supernatural drama CHARMED/WB/1998-2006.

On episode No. 97 "Sam I Am" Piper and Leo held interviews to find an
appropriate babysitter for their soon-to-be born baby. After their initial
meeting, Leo commented "That little elf? Got a big mouth."
The Elf Woman told
her potential employers that she didn't cook, did only "light" housekeeping and
wondered if she was "expected to protect the baby from the incessant demon
attacks."
Just as Piper tells the Elf Nanny that demons "rarely attack us in the
house" a battle erupts in the living rooms. The Elf Woman promptly tells Piper
to consider her application withdrawn and then disappears in a puff of green
smoke.
Later on episode No. 110 "Oh My Goddess!" an impending mystical battle
forces many magical creatures to seek refuge at the Halliwell house, the Elf
Woman among them. When the Nanny hears baby Wyatt crying, she reminds Piper "No,
I rejected you. But I suppose I could fill in, just for a bit. To which Phoebe
comments "Did she just hire herself?"
Upstairs, the Elf Woman comforts baby Wyatt by waving her hand and magically
wrapping him in a blanket. When Leo asks "How'd you know he was cold? the Elf
Woman simply smiles and says "Babies are what I do."
Of course, Piper and Leo hired her as the baby's nanny. But a still wary
Piper tells Leo to keep an eye on her just in case. As the Nanny, the Elf Woman
takes Wyatt for walks in the fresh air with the stroller, and makes him dinner
when Piper is gone.

"If you do anything to my baby, I will kill you. I will hunt you and kill
you, even if it means coming back from the dead, and don't think I won't find
a way to do that." -- Piper Halliwell
The Elf Nanny
Interview:
| ELF: |
Sorry. I don't cook. Cooking, that's a no. |
| PIPER: |
Ok, got it. |
| ELF: |
And only light housecleaning. |
| LEO: |
Oh, that's OK 'cause Piper's a neat freak. |
| ELF: |
If you don't mind, I have a few questions of
my own. |
| PIPER: |
Oh, of course you do. Well, yeah, please. |
| ELF: |
Am I expected to protect the baby from the
incessant demon attacks? |
| PIPER: |
I'd say incessant is a bit of an
overstatement. |
| ELF: |
You are a Charmed One, correct? |
| PIPER: |
Yes, uh, but that won't affect your job here. |
| LEO: |
Won't it? |
| PIPER: |
No, honey, it won't. Ha ha. Whitelighters are
such pessimists. Demons, you see -- demons rarely attack us in the house,
so -- |
| PAIGE: |
Darklighter! Incoming! |
| PIPER: |
This is highly unusual. [The Darklighter
appears, fires a poisoned arrow and hits SAM in the shoulder. Piper
stands up and blasts his arm and weapon into bits.] |
| PAIGE: |
Samuel! [The Elf flinches. The Darklighter
leaves the room. Phoebe runs into the room. The Elf turns to Piper.] |
| ELF |
Consider my application withdrawn.
[The ELF leaves the room in a puff of green smoke) |
| PIPER: |
Damn it. |
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