The flip-side of the single release featured 'Little Blue Riding Hood' with Freberg as a detective, questioning Miss Hood which includes the immortal line from the show "just the facts ma'am".

The beginning of the "St. George and the Dragonet" record states: "The legend you are about to hear is true; only the needle should be changed to protect the record." It continued:

"This is the countryside, My name is St. George. I'm a knight. Saturday July 10th 8:05PM. I was working out of the castle on the night watch when a call came in from the chief. A dragon had been devouring maidens. My job...Slay 'em."

When a knave asks "How are you gonna catch 'em," St. George replies "A Dragonet." St. George arrested the Dragon on a 502 "Devouring maidens out of season". The bit concluded:

"On September the 5th, the dragon was tried and convicted. His fire was put out and his maiden devouring license revoked. Maiden devouring out of season is punishable for a term of not less than fifty or more than 300 years."

A full text of the bit is found in Stan Freberg's biography: "It Only Hurts When I Laugh" (Times Books, 1988 p. 86-89)