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TV Acres Newsletter - May 2002

Classic Quotes - May 2002

"Women! You can't live with 'em, you can't throw 'em on the curb when you're through with them!"
--David Addison, Moonlighting


 "Mrs. J, I'm not exactly the physical type. I get nose bleeds watching tennis."
--Mr. Bentley, The Jeffersons


"Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness...sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it's been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month...Helluary."
--Al Bundy, Married...with Children


"What good is money if it can't inspire fear in your fellow man?"
--Mr. Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons


"I'm finally flying first-class with a handsome millionaire--of course the plane would go down--what else?"
--Fran Fine, The Nanny


"When I was his age I worked in a slaughter house. It was a good experience. I learned how to use a hammer."
--Red Forman, That 70s Show


:"You have to pretend to be nice to people. That's what makes you a good person."
--Rebecca Howe, Cheers


"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."
--Jimmy James, Newsradio


"I admit I'm not too good with a gun, but I like to think the next man is worse."
--Bret Maverick, Maverick


"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"
--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons


"My biggest fear is that there's no such thing as PMS and this is who I really am."
--Carol Weston, Empty Nest



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