- May 2002
"Women! You can't live
with 'em, you can't throw 'em on the curb when
you're through with them!"
--David Addison, Moonlighting
"Mrs. J, I'm not
exactly the physical type. I get nose bleeds
--Mr. Bentley, The Jeffersons
"Everybody, I have an
announcement. Your happiness...sickens me.
Everybody but me is looking at good times. But
for me it's been one long continuous year
since I got married. Actually, one long
--Al Bundy, Married...with Children
"What good is money if
it can't inspire fear in your fellow man?"
--Mr. Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons
"I'm finally flying
first-class with a handsome millionaire--of
course the plane would go down--what else?"
--Fran Fine, The Nanny
"When I was his age I
worked in a slaughter house. It was a good
experience. I learned how to use a hammer."
--Red Forman, That 70s Show
:"You have to pretend
to be nice to people. That's what makes you a
--Rebecca Howe, Cheers
"Dave, don't mess with
a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so
you were never born."
--Jimmy James, Newsradio
"I admit I'm not too
good with a gun, but I like to think the next
man is worse."
--Bret Maverick, Maverick
"If you don't like
your job you don't strike. You just go in
there every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way!"
--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
"My biggest fear is
that there's no such thing as PMS and this is
who I really am."
--Carol Weston, Empty Nest