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"Women! You can't live with 'em, you can't throw 'em on the curb when you're through with them!"
                --David Addison, Moonlighting

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 "Mrs. J, I'm not exactly the physical type. I get nose bleeds watching tennis."
                --Mr. Bentley, The Jeffersons

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"Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness...sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it's been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month... Helluary."
         --Al Bundy, Married...with Children

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"What good is money if it can't inspire fear in your fellow man?"
  --Mr. Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

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"I'm finally flying first-class with a handsome millionaire--of course the plane would go down--what else?"
                          --Fran Fine, The Nanny

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"When I was his age I worked in a slaughter house. It was a good experience. I learned how to use a hammer."
               --Red Forman, That 70s Show

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:"You have to pretend to be nice to people. That's what makes you a good person."
                      --Rebecca Howe, Cheers

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"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."
                    --Jimmy James, Newsradio

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"I admit I'm not too good with a gun, but I like to think the next man is worse."
                      --Bret Maverick, Maverick

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"If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"
            --Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

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"My biggest fear is that there's no such thing as PMS and this is who I really am."
                  --Carol Weston, Empty Nest

 

 

 

 

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