"Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it
if it leads to...you know...lower
cuddling."
Elaine Benes (Seinfeld)
"I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm
not a lesbian."
Chandler Bing (Friends)
"Sometimes I
wish I was a lesbian.
...Did I say that out loud?"
Paul
Buchman (Mad
About You)
"That's why guys get married, so they can
stop wooing. It's exhausting to woo. You
know, you woo, you woo, and you woo,and
then you gotta go `Whoa!'"
Al Bundy
(Married...with Children)
"You know what I would
do if I was President? I'd take a big
empty state, that nobody's using, y'know,
like Idaho, and I'd pack every pregnant
woman in the country into donut trucks,
and convoy 'em all to Boise. And since
Idaho means nothing anyhow, I'd change the
name to Preg-naho."
