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David Letterman's Top 10 List - Each installment of the CBS late night
talk show LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, featured host David
Letterman reading his "Top Ten List" prepared from the Home Office
in Wahoo, Nebraska (location of the home office changes from time
to time).
The list's general intent was to lampoon, insult
or gently poke fun at persons, places and things (politicians,
celebrities, fads and trends).
Here is an example of a Top Ten List from the
December 1997 Christmas Season.
Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves
| 10. |
After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."
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| 9. |
Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act
like we don't exist. |
| 8. |
Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"
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| 7. |
That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.
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| 6. |
You're enjoying the Jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.
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| 5. |
Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey
septuplets. |
| 4. |
It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest strip
club. |
| 3. |
Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked
"elf." |
| 2. |
Hookers who laugh when you take your pants off.
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| 1. |
Health plan doesn't cover
sleigh rash. |
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